Asking for Advice

Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.

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  1. About the Episode

    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus Episode Air Date: People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle. Not wanting to disappoint, Jesus puts on a New Year's Eve show, enlisting the help of a veteran rock 'n' roll star. Meanwhile, Cartman misinterprets the effects of a stomach virus as the beginning of puberty. Not wanting Cartman to beat him at anything, Stan resorts to taking hormones to jumpstart the changes in his own body. Unfortunately, the changes aren't exactly what he had in mind.
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    God Shows Himself

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan wastes humanity's one question to God by asking why he hasn't gotten his period yet.
    18,093 views 00:02:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    New Year's Eve

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Rod Stewart is horrible in concert and the angry crowd turns on Jesus.
    11,009 views 00:01:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Death by Tampon

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    After Stan tells the others that he's taking hormones, Kenny dies from a tampon up his ass.
    31,469 views 00:01:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cartman's Period

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Cartman is bleeding from his ass and thinks he got his period.
    15,194 views 00:01:14 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Looking to Jesus

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Crowds have gathered outside Jesus' house to watch him emerge. People want answers about what's to come in the new millennium.
    2,190 views 00:02:06 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Buying Maxi Pads

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    As Cartman takes his time buying the right maxi pad, Kenny tells the boys that he got his period too.
    2,809 views 00:01:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Asking for Advice

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
    1,253 views 00:01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Saying Their Prayers

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
    956 views 00:01:21 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Rod Stewart

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus announces a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
    7,791 views 00:01:35 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Menstrual Cycle Song

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
    15,046 views 00:02:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Hormone Therapy

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.
    3,934 views 00:01:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Stan's Got Boobs

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus asks God to show himself during his New Year's Eve celebration. Stan wakes up with new boobs.
    3,009 views 00:00:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Rod Stewart Sucks Balls

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.
    12,315 views 00:01:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Poop'd Em

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    During the biggest New Year's Eve celebration of the millenium, Rod Stewart takes the stage and poops his pants.
    10,661 views 00:01:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Now I'm Mature

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Cartman and Kenny blossom into young men by bleeding out of their ass.
    2,240 views 00:01:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist