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    South Park: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus Episode Air Date: 12.29.1999 People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle. Not wanting to disappoint, Jesus puts on a New Year's Eve show, enlisting the help of a veteran rock 'n' roll star. Meanwhile, Cartman misinterprets the effects of a stomach virus as the beginning of puberty. Not wanting Cartman to beat him at anything, Stan resorts to taking hormones to jumpstart the changes in his own body. Unfortunately, the changes aren't exactly what he had in mind.
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    Cartman's Period

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Cartman is bleeding from his ass and thinks he got his period.
    10973 views 01:14 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Looking to Jesus

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Crowds have gathered outside Jesus' house to watch him emerge. People want answers about what's to come in the new millennium.
    1871 views 02:06 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Buying Maxi Pads

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    As Cartman takes his time buying the right maxi pad, Kenny tells the boys that he got his period too.
    2366 views 01:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Asking for Advice

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
    1002 views 01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Saying Their Prayers

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
    768 views 01:21 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Rod Stewart

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus announces a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
    4699 views 01:35 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Menstrual Cycle Song

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
    12372 views 02:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Hormone Therapy

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.
    2490 views 01:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Death by Tampon

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    After Stan tells the others that he's taking hormones, Kenny dies from a tampon up his ass.
    19416 views 01:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Stan's Got Boobs

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus asks God to show himself during his New Year's Eve celebration. Stan wakes up with new boobs.
    2497 views 00:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    New Year's Eve

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Rod Stewart is horrible in concert and the angry crowd turns on Jesus.
    7884 views 01:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    God Shows Himself

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan wastes humanity's one question to God by asking why he hasn't gotten his period yet.
    13079 views 02:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Rod Stewart Sucks Balls

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.
    9364 views 1:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Poop'd Em

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    During the biggest New Year's Eve celebration of the millenium, Rod Stewart takes the stage and poops his pants.
    8505 views 01:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist