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Hormone Therapy

Season 3

Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.

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  1. Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus 12.29.99 People from all over the world start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle. Not wanting to disappoint, Jesus puts on a New Year's Eve show, enlisting the help of a veteran rock 'n' roll star. Meanwhile, Cartman misinterprets the effects of a stomach virus as the beginning of puberty. Not wanting Cartman to beat him at anything, Stan resorts to taking hormones to jumpstart the changes in his own body. Unfortunately, the changes aren't exactly what he had in mind.
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    Cartman's Period

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Cartman is bleeding from his ass and thinks he got his period.
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    Looking to Jesus

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Crowds have gathered outside Jesus' house to watch him emerge. People want answers about what's to come in the new millennium.
    284 02:06 add to playlist
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    Buying Maxi Pads

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    As Cartman takes his time buying the right maxi pad, Kenny tells the boys that he got his period too.
    177 01:02 add to playlist
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    Asking for Advice

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
    153 01:40 add to playlist
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    Saying Their Prayers

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
    143 01:21 add to playlist
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    Rod Stewart

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus announces a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
    264 01:35 add to playlist
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    Menstrual Cycle Song

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
    1119 02:28 add to playlist
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    Hormone Therapy

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.
    249 01:52 add to playlist
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    Death by Tampon

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    After Stan tells the others that he's taking hormones, Kenny dies from a tampon up his ass.
    3457 01:47 add to playlist
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    Stan's Got Boobs

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Jesus asks God to show himself during his New Year's Eve celebration. Stan wakes up with new boobs.
    522 00:54 add to playlist
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    New Year's Eve

    Season 3
    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Rod Stewart is horrible in concert and the angry crowd turns on Jesus.
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    God Shows Himself

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    Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus
    Stan wastes humanity's one question to God by asking why he hasn't gotten his period yet.
    4496 02:56 add to playlist
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