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8 Years Taking a Crap
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cigarettes that are currently up Cartman's ass. He poops them out.
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Cell
poop
Cigarettes
Flush
Shit
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Olympic Nightmare
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
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1:22
China
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Chinese
Olympics
2008 Summer Olympics
Nightmare
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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
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1:58
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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Somebody Do Something!
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
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1:01
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Stan
Butters
Clyde
Nightmare
puke
Movies
parody
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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2:05
P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
Disguise
ALF
American Liberation Front
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
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1:56
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
P.F. Chang's
gun
dick
lame
Hostage
American Liberation Front
ALF
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
1256
1:35
P.F. Chang's
Chinese
Cartman
Butters
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
police
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
1371
1:11
P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
179149
0:06
Cartman
Chinese
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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0:15
Stan
Kyle
Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
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2:31
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
internet
Chocolate Rain
Star Wars Kid
Sneezing Panda
Tron Guy
Numa Numa Guy
Dramatic Look Gopher
Leave Britney Alone Guy
Afro Ninja
money
Laughing Baby
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
62513
1:18
Special Report
Cheesing
cat
Kyle's dad
Gerald Broflovski
kyle's mom
Sheila broflovski
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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2:16
Canada
strike
Ike
Terrance
Phillip
Butters
Stan
Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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1:02
Butters
dance
songs
internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Cartman
Jimmy Buffet
AIDS
HIV
Cartman's Mom
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
7113
1:55
Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's dad
Heavy Metal
parody
cheese
Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
4397
2:51
Stan
Kyle
Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
field trip
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Phil Collins Hill
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sled race on a hill more than six feet tall.
8977
01:11
Butters
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
token
Sled Race
Girls
Rock
butt pirates
ass farmers
Donut punchers
Phill Collins
turd burglers
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A HATE CRIME
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Token until the FBI steps in.
1515
01:19
Cartman
token
Mr. Mackey
Cartman's Mom
FBI
Hate Crime
Rock
throwing
Arrest
Agent Sharp
Agent Keene
black
African-American
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Trial TV
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Trial TV covers Cartman's hate crime trial. Cartman takes the stand and insists it isn't African-American's that he hates, it's hippies.
1353
01:44
Cartman
Hippies
black
Judge
Guilty
Sentence
Juvenile Hall
Bailiffs
Trial TV
Alamosa Juvenile Hall
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Go-Go Action Bronco
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Desperate to flee the country rather than face time in Juvenile Hall, Cartman enlists Kenny's help as a driver. The resulting chase scene rings a bell for some reason.
1485
01:35
Cartman
Kenny
Toy Truck
Car Chase
Cops
Helicopter
Go-Go Action Bronco
O.J. Simpson
Al Cowlings
New 4
Greg gNimens
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D Batteries
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman and Kenny have made it to Arizona and are within site of the Mexican border, but the D batteries don't long.
1310
00:30
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
News 4
Car Chase
Go-Go Action Bronco
Newscaster
Cops
Arizona
Crash
police
car wreck
d batteries
Tom
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Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman goes to Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall full of violence, transvestites, Tic-Tac-Throw.
926
00:41
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Girls
Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
prisoners
tic-tac-toe
gruffy bear
Prison
Beating
transvestite
OZ
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Prisoner 24601
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman learns his new schedule and his new cellmate, Romper Stomper who shows him the ropes?
813
00:37
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Prisoner 24601
Prison Guard
Cellmate
Wake up
lockdown
contraband
nap time
finger-painting
OZ
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2nd Fattest Kid
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
With Cartman incarcerated, the boys need a new fat ass. But Clyde's not fat -- he's big-boned!
935
00:39
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Clyde
Phil Collins Hill
Fat Ass
Fatass
"Big-boned
Sled
Girls
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Animaniacs
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
847
00:51
Romper Stomper
Inmates
Animaniacs
New fish
break your arms
two kinds of kids
friends suck
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Bricks and Groans
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.
708
01:19
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Pip
Clyde
Butters
Killed Kenny
Cartman's ass magical ass
cake
nail file
Phil Collins
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Ailbreak-Jay
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Yle-Kay and an-Stay o-gay to uvenile-Jay all-Hay with an ail-nay ile-fay illed-fay ake-cay, to try to elp-hay artman-Cay.
7981
01:50
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Juvenile Hall
Visitation
cake
nail file
Cigarettes
Butt
Dropping soap
grounded
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8 Years Taking a Crap
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cigarettes that are currently up Cartman's ass. He poops them out.
817
01:15
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Cell
poop
Cigarettes
Flush
Shit
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Token's House
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Stan and Kyle visit Token's house to try to get him to forgive Cartman. Turns out Token's Dad also has a problem with hate crime legislation.
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00:53
Stan
Kyle
token
Politics
Bus
Diversity
Token's Mom
Token's Dad
Hate Crime Legislation
forgive
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Tic-Tac-Throw
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
After Cartman sneaks in a new offering to Romper Stomper, the two make a deal to bust out.
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Romper Stomper
Cartman
Cell
poop
Tic-Tac-Throw
Crying
Shit
shits
board game
the big house
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The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Kyle, Stan, and Token make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.
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Kyle
Stan
token
Governor
Hate Crime
A Savage Hypocrisy
Presentation
homosexual
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Jailbreak
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
When Romper Stomper falls and breaks his leg, Cartman is forced to decide go it alone or risk himself to stay with his friend? His answer is easy.
543
01:02
Jail
Jailbreak
Escape
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Cops
Pardon
Disneyland
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The Battle of the Sexes
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman returns just in time to join the boys' sledding team. They win the race.
15856
01:51
Kyle
Stan
token
Clyde
Butters
Cartman Pip
Phil Collins Hill
Girls
Race
Crash
Bear
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Disneyland!
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman pays a final visit to Romper Stomper back in the pen, to give him the greatest gift of all: a theme park.
706
00:29
Romper Stomper
Cartman
Juvenile Hall
Cell
poop
Disneyland
Pirates of the Caribbean
Shit
shits Disneyland
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Go Go Action Bronco
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman and Kenny lead an insane Police chase in their battery-operated car.
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Cartman
Kenny
police
Stan
Kyle
Action
Collection
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Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
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Cartman is pursued by the FBI for committing a hate crime and lands in juvenile hall. As Cartman adjusts to life on the inside, he befriends his cellmate, "Romper Stomper". Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny try to break Cartman out of prison so he can be their team's anchor in the kid's "Gauntlet Sled Race".
Phil Collins Hill
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sled race on a hill more than six feet tall.
8977
01:11
Butters
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
token
Sled Race
Girls
Rock
butt pirates
ass farmers
Donut punchers
Phill Collins
turd burglers
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A HATE CRIME
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Token until the FBI steps in.
1515
01:19
Cartman
token
Mr. Mackey
Cartman's Mom
FBI
Hate Crime
Rock
throwing
Arrest
Agent Sharp
Agent Keene
black
African-American
add to playlist
Trial TV
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Trial TV covers Cartman's hate crime trial. Cartman takes the stand and insists it isn't African-American's that he hates, it's hippies.
1353
01:44
Cartman
Hippies
black
Judge
Guilty
Sentence
Juvenile Hall
Bailiffs
Trial TV
Alamosa Juvenile Hall
add to playlist
Go-Go Action Bronco
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Desperate to flee the country rather than face time in Juvenile Hall, Cartman enlists Kenny's help as a driver. The resulting chase scene rings a bell for some reason.
1485
01:35
Cartman
Kenny
Toy Truck
Car Chase
Cops
Helicopter
Go-Go Action Bronco
O.J. Simpson
Al Cowlings
New 4
Greg gNimens
add to playlist
D Batteries
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman and Kenny have made it to Arizona and are within site of the Mexican border, but the D batteries don't long.
1310
00:30
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
News 4
Car Chase
Go-Go Action Bronco
Newscaster
Cops
Arizona
Crash
police
car wreck
d batteries
Tom
add to playlist
Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman goes to Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall full of violence, transvestites, Tic-Tac-Throw.
926
00:41
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Girls
Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
prisoners
tic-tac-toe
gruffy bear
Prison
Beating
transvestite
OZ
add to playlist
Prisoner 24601
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman learns his new schedule and his new cellmate, Romper Stomper who shows him the ropes?
813
00:37
Cartman
Romper Stomper
Prisoner 24601
Prison Guard
Cellmate
Wake up
lockdown
contraband
nap time
finger-painting
OZ
add to playlist
2nd Fattest Kid
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
With Cartman incarcerated, the boys need a new fat ass. But Clyde's not fat -- he's big-boned!
935
00:39
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Butters
Clyde
Phil Collins Hill
Fat Ass
Fatass
"Big-boned
Sled
Girls
add to playlist
Animaniacs
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
847
00:51
Romper Stomper
Inmates
Animaniacs
New fish
break your arms
two kinds of kids
friends suck
add to playlist
Bricks and Groans
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
The boys try to replace Cartman's bulk with a boy-shaped pile of bricks. Cartman's ass cannot be replaced.
708
01:19
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Pip
Clyde
Butters
Killed Kenny
Cartman's ass magical ass
cake
nail file
Phil Collins
add to playlist
Ailbreak-Jay
Season 4
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Yle-Kay and an-Stay o-gay to uvenile-Jay all-Hay with an ail-nay ile-fay illed-fay ake-cay, to try to elp-hay artman-Cay.
7981
01:50
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Juvenile Hall
Visitation
cake
nail file
Cigarettes
Butt
Dropping soap
grounded
add to playlist
8 Years Taking a Crap