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Poofters
Season 4
Quintuplets
The boys, inspired by the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, begin to hone their skills as gymnasts.
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Grandpa Marsh
Gymnastics
poofters
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
6703
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
8348
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
78339
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1661
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
475
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
8098
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
1389
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
739
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14063
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
708
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Night on the Town
Season 4
Quintuplets
The boys' parents gather to drag the boys to Cirque de Cheville. The boys are not happy and Grandpa Marsh is downright incensed.
472
00:41
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Grandpa Marsh
cirque du soleil
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Cirque de Cheville
Season 4
Quintuplets
The boys react to Cirque du Cheville with a range of enthusiasm, from unimpressed to asleep.
3713
02:36
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Cirque de Cheville
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The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Season 4
Quintuplets
Following their final show in America, the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets' caretaker, Mrs. Vladchick, urges them to make their escape.
521
01:05
Dressing Room
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
Escape
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Poofters
Season 4
Quintuplets
The boys, inspired by the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, begin to hone their skills as gymnasts.
371
00:25
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Grandpa Marsh
Gymnastics
poofters
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Boat Chase
Season 4
Quintuplets
The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, on the run from their captors escape certain doom.
301
00:24
Boat Chase
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
Explosion
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MacGyver
Season 4
Quintuplets
As Grandpa Marsh attempts to straighten Stan out, six weary travelers arrive on the Marshes' doorstep.
371
00:44
Grandpa Marsh
Stan
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
MacGyver
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
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Conte Partiro
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny learns to sing like Andrea Bocelli. Grandpa has sex.
3520
01:45
Kenny
Grandpa Marsh
Singing Like Bocelli For Dummies
Conte Partiro
Rat
Mrs. Vladchick
Bocelli
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Ms. Old Romanian Woman
Season 4
Quintuplets
When Mrs. Vladchick turns up dead after a night of sex with Grandpa Marsh, it falls to Stan's dad to tell the girls what's happened.
2234
02:23
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
Grandpa Marsh
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
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Asshole of the World
Season 4
Quintuplets
The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets become an attraction. You can pay watch them eat a fish stick every so often.
597
00:45
News 4
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Tourists
Romania
Fish sticks
armpit of a country
asshole of the world
Tom
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A Real Singer
Season 4
Quintuplets
At his first singing lesson, Kenny resolves to be the next big thing in the opera world and goes directly to Europe.
35
00:34
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
Singing Lessons
Warmup exercises
bus it to Europe
Europe
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Gun to His Head
Season 4
Quintuplets
A video arrives on the U.S. soil from Romania. It is the girls father.
24
01:00
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Hostage Video
Nadia
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The True Meaning of Being an American
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny McCormick sings "La Donna E Mobile," Cartman explains the joys of America.
59
00:40
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Log Ride
Airport
Bacon Double Cheeseburgers
Sheep-Shearing Contests
Shopping Malls
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Janet Reno
Season 4
Quintuplets
The Romanians meet with Attorney General Janet Reno, who says a lot of things but promises them pretty much nothing.
19
00:43
outside South Park
White House
Romanians
Janet Reno
father
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Let The Quints Stay, Romania is Gay
Season 4
Quintuplets
With political tensions rising and a riot forming outside their window, the boys keep rehearsing their cirus.
68
00:43
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
protest
Military
Riot
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Fur Is Murder
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Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny
Season 4
Quintuplets
The military plans to capture the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets with Janet Reno dressed as the Easter Bunny.
30
00:32
News 4
Newscaster
Military
Helicopter
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny
Tom
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Poor Like Us
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny auditions to be in the Romanian School of Music, and finds that he has more in common with its staff.
249
00:29
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
Romanian School of Music
sings
Poor
$200
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HAND OVER THE CHILDREN, Happy Easter!
Season 4
Quintuplets
Janet Reno invades the Marshes' home. The house explodes.
38
01:07
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
Stan
Grandpa Marsh
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny
Automatic Weapon
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Easter Egg Grenade
Waco
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Kenny Sings
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny performs to a sold-out crowd in, say, Bucharest. Romania loves him
569
00:27
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
sings
Romania
Roses
opera
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Who's Got The Silly Frog
Season 4
Quintuplets
With things looking grim for the boys' circus, Stan turns to the protestors for support.
24
01:51
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny's Dad
Protestors
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny
Mayor
Military
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Photographer
Silly Frog
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Oprah
Season 4
Quintuplets
Oprah saves the quints; meanwhile, Kenny is killed in Romania despite his popularity.
63
01:33
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
Killed Kenny
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Oprah Winfrey
Limousine
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny
Angry Mob
police
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Quintuplets
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The boys are so impressed with a performance of 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania, Cartman decides to develop an act of his own. The quintuplets defect to the United States and when they seek shelter with Stan's family, their father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back. Before long, it's Janet Reno to the rescue!
Night on the Town
Season 4
Quintuplets
The boys' parents gather to drag the boys to Cirque de Cheville. The boys are not happy and Grandpa Marsh is downright incensed.
472
00:41
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Grandpa Marsh
cirque du soleil
add to playlist
Cirque de Cheville
Season 4
Quintuplets
The boys react to Cirque du Cheville with a range of enthusiasm, from unimpressed to asleep.
3713
02:36
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Cirque de Cheville
add to playlist
The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Season 4
Quintuplets
Following their final show in America, the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets' caretaker, Mrs. Vladchick, urges them to make their escape.
521
01:05
Dressing Room
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
Escape
add to playlist
Poofters
Season 4
Quintuplets
The boys, inspired by the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, begin to hone their skills as gymnasts.
371
00:25
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Grandpa Marsh
Gymnastics
poofters
add to playlist
Boat Chase
Season 4
Quintuplets
The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, on the run from their captors escape certain doom.
301
00:24
Boat Chase
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
Explosion
add to playlist
MacGyver
Season 4
Quintuplets
As Grandpa Marsh attempts to straighten Stan out, six weary travelers arrive on the Marshes' doorstep.
371
00:44
Grandpa Marsh
Stan
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
MacGyver
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
add to playlist
Conte Partiro
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny learns to sing like Andrea Bocelli. Grandpa has sex.
3520
01:45
Kenny
Grandpa Marsh
Singing Like Bocelli For Dummies
Conte Partiro
Rat
Mrs. Vladchick
Bocelli
add to playlist
Ms. Old Romanian Woman
Season 4
Quintuplets
When Mrs. Vladchick turns up dead after a night of sex with Grandpa Marsh, it falls to Stan's dad to tell the girls what's happened.
2234
02:23
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
Grandpa Marsh
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Mrs. Vladchick
add to playlist
Asshole of the World
Season 4
Quintuplets
The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets become an attraction. You can pay watch them eat a fish stick every so often.
597
00:45
News 4
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Tourists
Romania
Fish sticks
armpit of a country
asshole of the world
Tom
add to playlist
A Real Singer
Season 4
Quintuplets
At his first singing lesson, Kenny resolves to be the next big thing in the opera world and goes directly to Europe.
35
00:34
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
Singing Lessons
Warmup exercises
bus it to Europe
Europe
add to playlist
Gun to His Head
Season 4
Quintuplets
A video arrives on the U.S. soil from Romania. It is the girls father.
24
01:00
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Hostage Video
Nadia
add to playlist
The True Meaning of Being an American
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny McCormick sings "La Donna E Mobile," Cartman explains the joys of America.
59
00:40
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Log Ride
Airport
Bacon Double Cheeseburgers
Sheep-Shearing Contests
Shopping Malls
add to playlist
Janet Reno
Season 4
Quintuplets
The Romanians meet with Attorney General Janet Reno, who says a lot of things but promises them pretty much nothing.
19
00:43
outside South Park
White House
Romanians
Janet Reno
father
add to playlist
Let The Quints Stay, Romania is Gay
Season 4
Quintuplets
With political tensions rising and a riot forming outside their window, the boys keep rehearsing their cirus.
68
00:43
Sharon Marsh
randy marsh
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
protest
Military
Riot
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Fur Is Murder
add to playlist
Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny
Season 4
Quintuplets
The military plans to capture the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets with Janet Reno dressed as the Easter Bunny.
30
00:32
News 4
Newscaster
Military
Helicopter
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny
Tom
add to playlist
Poor Like Us
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny auditions to be in the Romanian School of Music, and finds that he has more in common with its staff.
249
00:29
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
Romanian School of Music
sings
Poor
$200
add to playlist
HAND OVER THE CHILDREN, Happy Easter!
Season 4
Quintuplets
Janet Reno invades the Marshes' home. The house explodes.
38
01:07
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
Stan
Grandpa Marsh
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny
Automatic Weapon
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Easter Egg Grenade
Waco
add to playlist
Kenny Sings
Season 4
Quintuplets
Kenny performs to a sold-out crowd in, say, Bucharest. Romania loves him
569
00:27
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
sings
Romania
Roses
opera
add to playlist
Who's Got The Silly Frog
Season 4
Quintuplets
With things looking grim for the boys' circus, Stan turns to the protestors for support.
24
01:51
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny's Dad
Protestors
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny
Mayor
Military
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Photographer
Silly Frog
add to playlist
Oprah
Season 4
Quintuplets
Oprah saves the quints; meanwhile, Kenny is killed in Romania despite his popularity.
63
01:33
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Kenny's Mom
Killed Kenny
Romanian Contorting Quintuplets
Oprah Winfrey
Limousine
Janet Reno
Easter Bunny