The True Meaning of Being an American

Kenny McCormick sings "La Donna E Mobile," Cartman explains the joys of America.

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  1. About the Episode

    Quintuplets 2000 Episode Air Date: The boys are so impressed with a performance of 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania, Cartman decides to develop an act of his own. The quintuplets defect to the United States and when they seek shelter with Stan's family, their father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back. Before long, it's Janet Reno to the rescue!
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    Cirque de Cheville

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    The boys react to Cirque du Cheville with a range of enthusiasm, from unimpressed to asleep.
    9,977 views 00:02:36 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Conte Partiro

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Kenny learns to sing like Andrea Bocelli. Grandpa has sex.
    16,557 views 00:01:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Ms. Old Romanian Woman

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    When Mrs. Vladchick turns up dead after a night of sex with Grandpa Marsh, it falls to Stan's dad to tell the girls what's happened.
    4,617 views 00:02:23 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Night on the Town

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    The boys' parents gather to drag the boys to Cirque de Cheville. The boys are not happy and Grandpa Marsh is downright incensed.
    1,789 views 00:00:41 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Following their final show in America, the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets' caretaker, Mrs. Vladchick, urges them to make their escape.
    2,612 views 00:01:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Poofters

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    The boys, inspired by the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, begin to hone their skills as gymnasts.
    1,815 views 00:00:25 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Boat Chase

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, on the run from their captors escape certain doom.
    765 views 00:00:24 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    MacGyver

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    As Grandpa Marsh attempts to straighten Stan out, six weary travelers arrive on the Marshes' doorstep.
    1,555 views 00:00:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Asshole of the World

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    The Romanian Contorting Quintuplets become an attraction. You can pay watch them eat a fish stick every so often.
    4,383 views 00:00:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Real Singer

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    At his first singing lesson, Kenny resolves to be the next big thing in the opera world and goes directly to Europe.
    2,725 views 00:00:34 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Gun to His Head

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    A video arrives on the U.S. soil from Romania. It is the girls father.
    654 views 00:01:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The True Meaning of Being an American

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Kenny McCormick sings "La Donna E Mobile," Cartman explains the joys of America.
    2,528 views 00:00:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Janet Reno

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    The Romanians meet with Attorney General Janet Reno, who says a lot of things but promises them pretty much nothing.
    917 views 00:00:43 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Let The Quints Stay, Romania is Gay

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    With political tensions rising and a riot forming outside their window, the boys keep rehearsing their cirus.
    5,188 views 00:00:43 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    The military plans to capture the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets with Janet Reno dressed as the Easter Bunny.
    883 views 00:00:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Poor Like Us

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Kenny auditions to be in the Romanian School of Music, and finds that he has more in common with its staff.
    5,774 views 00:00:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    HAND OVER THE CHILDREN, Happy Easter!

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Janet Reno invades the Marshes' home. The house explodes.
    1,153 views 00:01:07 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kenny Sings

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Kenny performs to a sold-out crowd in, say, Bucharest. Romania loves him
    12,426 views 00:00:27 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Who's Got The Silly Frog

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    With things looking grim for the boys' circus, Stan turns to the protestors for support.
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    Oprah

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Oprah saves the quints; meanwhile, Kenny is killed in Romania despite his popularity.
    44,968 views 00:01:33 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Janet Reno Ruins Easter

    Season 4
    Quintuplets 2000
    Janet Reno leads a police raid dressed as the Easter Bunny. What's the worst that could happen?
    3,789 views 00:01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist