Fun With Dialysis

Cartman accuses Kyle and Stan of starting a conspiracy because they're jealous he's seeking out more mature friends.

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  1. About the Episode

    Cartman Joins NAMBLA Episode Air Date: Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park, and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.
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    Fun With Dialysis

    Season 4
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    Cartman accuses Kyle and Stan of starting a conspiracy because they're jealous he's seeking out more mature friends.
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    NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) shows up to the South Park jail and proclaims that sex between a man and a boy is not unlawful.
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    Dr. Mephesto

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    A Poster Child

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    NAMBLA Photo Shoot

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