What A Grand, Grand Penis

Mr. Garrison begins his novel. He has no trouble describing the male characters' features, but when it comes to the females, he blocks up.

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  1. About the Episode

    Cherokee Hair Tampons Episode Air Date: Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman gladly offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of $10 million dollars. Stan, depressed about the inevitable loss of his best friend decides to take matters into his own hands and get Cartman's kidney for Kyle.
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    Kyle is taken to see Chief Running Pinto and Carlos Ramirez. They recommend he go see a real doctor.
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    Brain Enema

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    The town is obsessed with holistic remedies. Two "Native Americans" come into the store and sell one of their Cherokee Hair Tampons.
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    Mr. Wyland

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    The class has a substitute teacher and the boys have fun with him. The teacher has them make a get-well card for Kyle, who's out sick.
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    Little Child Molestation Thing

    Season 4
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    Due to charges of molestation, the school board asks Mr. Garrison to take a brief hiatus. He feels hurt and lost.
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    Don't Die On Us

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    Stan and his mom pay a very sick Kyle a visit. Mrs. Broflovski is very worried until Mrs. Marsh suggests holistic remedies.
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    Poontag

    Season 4
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    Mr. Garrison sees Mr. Mackey for counseling. Together they decide that the best thing for Garrison would be to write a romance novel.
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    Miss Information

    Season 4
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    Stan, Kyle, and their moms go see Miss Information to talks to her about herbal medicine. The moms are intrigued, but Stan is skeptical.
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    What A Grand, Grand Penis

    Season 4
    Cherokee Hair Tampons
    Mr. Garrison begins his novel. He has no trouble describing the male characters' features, but when it comes to the females, he blocks up.
    23,278 views 00:00:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kyle Vomits

    Season 4
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    Mrs. Broflovski fears that Kyle is getting worse. Miss Information stops by and says he's actually getting better.
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    Kidney Transplant

    Season 4
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    Dr. Doctor tells him that Kyle's life depends on a kidney transplant. The problem is that Cartman's the only match in town.
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    The Aids

    Season 4
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    Stan and Kyle ask Cartman if he will donate a kidney. He'll only do it for $10 million.
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    A Redwood Forest of Penises

    Season 4
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    Mr. Garrison continues to work on his novel. It seems to be leaning toward the soft-core porn side of romance.
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    Clyde Likes Tacos

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    Only Kenny, Butters, and Timmy will help Stan with his plan to get Kyle a kidney.
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    Commercial Break

    Season 4
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    A commercial for Cherokee Hair Tampons depicts a mother and daughter having a tender moment discussing feminine issues.
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    Kidney Blocker 2000

    Season 4
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    Team Kidney sneaks into Cartman's house. When they go to cut him open, they discover that he is wearing the Kidney Blocker 2000. Stan is very angry.
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    Gay Really Really Gay

    Season 4
    Cherokee Hair Tampons
    Mr. Garrison speaks with a publisher about his novel. The publisher feels there are too many references to penises in the book. Mr. Garrison claims that's what women want.
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    My Kidney

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    Cartman wakes up to find his kidney gone. He goes to Stan and demands it back.
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    Kyle Lives

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    Turns out Stan tricked Cartman into donating his kidney. Mr. Garrison shows up with his published book.
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