Abandon all Hope

Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.

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  1. About the Episode

    Probably Episode Air Date: Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, which is pretty much the same as Hell. Satan, in his time of crisis, turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico as punishment.
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    Sinners Everlasting Hell

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    Despite their parents' efforts, the kids won't go to school. Eric has plans to build a new, giant church, complete with a slide.
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    Que?

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    Kenny didn't die, he got stuck to the bottom of a tour bus and ended up in Mexico. Cartman's church is almost complete.
    10,668 views 00:02:04 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Dollar for God

    Season 4
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    Cartman gets a direct message from God telling him that everyone needs to give him a dollar. The Mormons welcome Satan into Heaven.
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    Closure in Room 16

    Season 4
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    Satan wants is closure with Saddam but ends up spending one wild night at his hotel. Now he has to figure out how to tell Chris.
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    90s Man

    Season 4
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    Satan can't understand why Chris is being so understanding. Saddam takes care of the dilemma by stabbing Chris in the head.
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    From Beyond the Grave

    Season 4
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    Cartman gives a detailed description of Hell, as relayed to him by Kenny, which happens to sound a lot like Mexico.
    2,595 views 00:01:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Abandon all Hope

    Season 4
    Probably
    Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.
    36,843 views 00:01:36 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Me and Jesus

    Season 4
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    Sister Anne tries to persuade Cartman to stop what he's doing and let the children go back to school.
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    A Walk in The Park

    Season 4
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    Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."
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    Crippled with Sin

    Season 4
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    Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
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    God's a Buddhist

    Season 4
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    Satan learns that his real problem is that he's dependant on relationships and should consider being alone to find some balance in his life.
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    Ten Million Dollars

    Season 4
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    Kyle and Stan learn that Cartman's religious crusade was just a front to make ten million dollars and it's actually working.
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    Another Day Another Dollar

    Season 4
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    Satan breaks it off with both his lovers. Jesus tells the children God wants them to be in school and sends Cartman to Mexico as punishment.
    2,490 views 00:02:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Goodbye Forever Saddam

    Season 4
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    God grants Satan a favor and lets Saddam into Heaven so that Satan can be rid of him forever.
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