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Crippled with Sin
Season 4
Probably
Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
Cartman
Kyle
Timmy
Satan
jew
Hell
gas and sip
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
6706
02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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02:12
Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
2367
01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
1752
01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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01:31
Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
1777
01:22
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
1728
01:27
Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
782
01:27
Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
2290
01:23
Cartman
minorities
future
diary
apocalypse
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
1147
01:03
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
1692
01:48
scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
1968
01:42
Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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00:22
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Photo is Missing
Season 11
Cartman Sucks
Cartman screams at Kyle for stealing the picture of him with his penis in Butters' mouth.
7553
00:49
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
Basketball
Fight
jew
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Kyle's Morality
Season 8
Up the Down Steroid
Kyle lets Cartman know how he feels about his actions at the Special Olympics, but Cartman feels that Kyle's view on morality is skewed because he is Jewish.
8067
01:35
Cartman
Kyle
Hell
jew
Mel Gibson
The Passion
Morality
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Prove Mel Gibson Wrong
Season 8
Good Times with Weapons
Kyle wants to throw his nunchucks away to get rid of the evidence, but Cartman reminds Kyle that the Jew in him won't do it because he paid money for them.
1760
01:06
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Mel Gibson
jew
Anime
Money
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Kyle's Had Enough
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
1901
00:59
Kyle
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Gay
Metrosexual
jew
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Crippled with Sin
Season 4
Probably
Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
1312
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Timmy
Satan
jew
Hell
gas and sip
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Forced Apology
Season 11
Le Petit Tourette
After the Tourette's group therapy session, Kyle's parents make him apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.
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01:15
Kyle
Mr. Donaldson
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Piss
Tourette's Syndrome
Intolerance
jew
Apology
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Dawg's Crew
Season 10
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Kyle, feeling defeated, joins Cartman's crew to track down his little brother.
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01:29
Park County Police Station
police
Kyle
kyle's mom
Cartman
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dawg
jew
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The Cause
Season 9
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Cartman warns Stan not to tell Kyle what happened, while the news reports that the flooding in Beaverton was caused by global warming.
1701
01:40
Stan
Cartman
Mr. Mackey
Kyle
News 4
Environment
Global Warming
Beaverton
jew
Jew Gold
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Cartman Boards In Kyle
Season 7
Butt Out
Kyle tries to convince the boys not to be in Rob Reiner's commercial. Cartman believes that Kyle is trying to steal the spotlight from him.
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00:52
Rob Reiner
Cartman
Kyle
jew
Serbian Jew double bluff
Commercial
anti-smoking
liars
Bullies
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The Carrot
Season 6
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Stan tells Kyle that John Edward is a phony. To prove it, he does some "channeling" and gets offered his own show.
30024
02:36
Rob Schneider
Jewish
Cartman's Mom
jew
The Carrot
Chef. Cartman
airplane
John Edward
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95.2 Rocks KMetal
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
1008
01:04
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
jew
Hanukkah
songs
Christmas
95.2 Rocks Kmetal
Bruce
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Toilet Humor
Season 1
Death
"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
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01:18
Kyle
Ike
Terrance and Phillip
Cartman
farts
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
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jew
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07.26.00
Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, which is pretty much the same as Hell. Satan, in his time of crisis, turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico as punishment.
Sinners Everlasting Hell
Season 4
Probably
Despite their parents' efforts, the kids won't go to school. Eric has plans to build a new, giant church, complete with a slide.
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Cartman
principal victoria
Cartman's Mom
Religion
Mrs. Cartman
Preaching
Crystal Church
Sinners Everlasting Hell
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Damnation
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Closure in Room 16
Season 4
Probably
Satan wants is closure with Saddam but ends up spending one wild night at his hotel. Now he has to figure out how to tell Chris.
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Satan
Saddam Hussein
Hell
Chris
Comfy-wumfy
Vegetable Oil
Room 16
Gay Porn
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goat Antonio Banderass
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Que?
Season 4
Probably
Kenny didn't die, he got stuck to the bottom of a tour bus and ended up in Mexico. Cartman's church is almost complete.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Ensenada
Tour Guide
New York City
Mexican-Baja Peninsula
Chocolate Donut Pancake Surprise
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90s Man
Season 4
Probably
Satan can't understand why Chris is being so understanding. Saddam takes care of the dilemma by stabbing Chris in the head.
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Satan
Saddam Hussein
Hell
Marina
Saddam
90s Man
Football
Pussy
Chris Killed
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From Beyond the Grave
Season 4
Probably
Cartman gives a detailed description of Hell, as relayed to him by Kenny, which happens to sound a lot like Mexico.
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Cartman
Kenny
Hell
Religion
Marcy
Marcy's Parents
phone call
Depths of Hell
Spanish
pee blood
Trinket Stores
Stupid Fat Kid
gas and sip
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Abandon all Hope
Season 4
Probably
Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.
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Hell
Satan
Director
Newbies
Chris
Dead
Abandon Hope
Orientation
Protestant
Jehovah's witness
Mormons
Detroit
Saddam
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Me and Jesus
Season 4
Probably
Sister Anne tries to persuade Cartman to stop what he's doing and let the children go back to school.
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Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Jesus Christ
Religion
Sister Anne
Matthew 15:11
Clydefrog
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A Walk in The Park
Season 4
Probably
Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."
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Hell
Saddam Hussein
Dead
Satan
Detroit
Pussy
knife
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Crippled with Sin
Season 4
Probably
Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
1312
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Timmy
Satan
jew
Hell
gas and sip
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A Dollar for God
Season 4
Probably
Cartman gets a direct message from God telling him that everyone needs to give him a dollar. The Mormons welcome Satan into Heaven.
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02:21
Cartman
Satan
God
Mormons
Heaven
Lord
Denver
Devil
"He Is Love
" Charades
Iraqi Dictator
Saddam Hussein
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God's a Buddhist
Season 4
Probably
Satan learns that his real problem is that he's dependant on relationships and should consider being alone to find some balance in his life.
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Satan
God
Mormons
Dependant
Relationship
Chris
Saddam
Rebel
Buddhist
Alcohol
Egg Cartons
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Ten Million Dollars
Season 4
Probably
Kyle and Stan learn that Cartman's religious crusade was just a front to make ten million dollars and it's actually working.
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00:50
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Ten Million Dollars
Money
Tooth Fairy
Boy Band
Sunday School
Hell
Sister Anne
"Big Fat Ass
" "Suck my Balls"
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Another Day Another Dollar
Season 4
Probably
Satan breaks it off with both his lovers. Jesus tells the children God wants them to be in school and sends Cartman to Mexico as punishment.
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02:01
Saddam Hussein
Satan
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Jesus Christ
Bebe
Butters
Mexico
Chris
Sister Anne
Blasphemer
Timmy
Sins
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Goodbye Forever Saddam
Season 4
Probably
God grants Satan a favor and lets Saddam into Heaven so that Satan can be rid of him forever.
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00:50
Satan
Saddam Hussein
Mormons
Heaven
Bob
Rick
Play
Stealing
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