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God's a Buddhist
Season 4
Probably
Satan learns that his real problem is that he's dependant on relationships and should consider being alone to find some balance in his life.
Satan
God
Mormons
Dependant
Relationship
Chris
Saddam
Rebel
Buddhist
Alcohol
Egg Cartons
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Celebrate China!
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
15328
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Blankets Covered in SARS
Season 7
Red Man's Greed
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
4672
01:22
Casino
Epidemic
Three Feathers
Native American
Chief Runs With Premise
Spirit Of The Wind
SARS
Chinese People
Round Eyes
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The Chinese Mafia
Season 9
Wing
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
2425
01:58
City Wok
Mr. Tuong Lu Kim
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wing
Chinese Mafia
Los Angeles
massage parlor
Alabama
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Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Season 7
It's Christmas in Canada
Kyle calls the number for City Airlines to make a reservation to Canada. He reaches City Wokand learns they are one in the same.
2615
01:19
City Wok
Tuong Lu Kim
Kyle
Canada
Christmas
Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
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Democracy or Fascism
Season 3
Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
1531
01:37
Kyle
Sexual Harassment Panda
Bar
Kyle's dad
Island of Misfit Mascots
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Unintentional Robbery
Season 7
Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
1827
01:03
Jimmy
Timmy
Crips
City Wok
Robbery
Tuong Lu Kim
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Ike's TV Time
Season 6
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys relocate to Kyle's house just in time to watch Russell Crowe assault the Chinese. They are kicked off the TV so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
1905
02:10
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Cartman
Ike
Russell Crowe
Fightin' Round the World
Tugger
China
Kyle's dad
McNeil Lehrer Report
Television
Tiananmen Square
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
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03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent Agency
Season 9
Wing
As the boys are mourning the loss of Token, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
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01:50
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Wing
Super Awesome Talent Agency
City Wok Guy
Tuong Lu Kim
Dancing Queen
Abba
American Idol
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Project X
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
The boys are questioned at the Pentagon about Imaginationland. It is here they learn about Project X.
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01:23
Pentagon
General
Stan
Kyle
Balloon Ride
CIA
Chinese government
1962
soviets
Super Secret
us government
project x
Cold War
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Sinners Everlasting Hell
Season 4
Probably
Despite their parents' efforts, the kids won't go to school. Eric has plans to build a new, giant church, complete with a slide.
5560
01:26
Cartman
principal victoria
Cartman's Mom
Religion
Mrs. Cartman
Preaching
Crystal Church
Sinners Everlasting Hell
Lake of Fire
Bible
Damnation
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Que?
Season 4
Probably
Kenny didn't die, he got stuck to the bottom of a tour bus and ended up in Mexico. Cartman's church is almost complete.
3772
02:04
Kenny
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Ensenada
Tour Guide
New York City
Mexican-Baja Peninsula
Chocolate Donut Pancake Surprise
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A Dollar for God
Season 4
Probably
Cartman gets a direct message from God telling him that everyone needs to give him a dollar. The Mormons welcome Satan into Heaven.
7464
02:21
Cartman
Satan
God
Mormons
Heaven
Lord
Denver
Devil
"He Is Love
" Charades
Iraqi Dictator
Saddam Hussein
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Closure in Room 16
Season 4
Probably
Satan wants is closure with Saddam but ends up spending one wild night at his hotel. Now he has to figure out how to tell Chris.
608
01:48
Satan
Saddam Hussein
Hell
Chris
Comfy-wumfy
Vegetable Oil
Room 16
Gay Porn
bargain hotel
goat Antonio Banderass
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90s Man
Season 4
Probably
Satan can't understand why Chris is being so understanding. Saddam takes care of the dilemma by stabbing Chris in the head.
545
01:20
Satan
Saddam Hussein
Hell
Marina
Saddam
90s Man
Football
Pussy
Chris Killed
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From Beyond the Grave
Season 4
Probably
Cartman gives a detailed description of Hell, as relayed to him by Kenny, which happens to sound a lot like Mexico.
471
01:10
Cartman
Kenny
Hell
Religion
Marcy
Marcy's Parents
phone call
Depths of Hell
Spanish
pee blood
Trinket Stores
Stupid Fat Kid
gas and sip
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Abandon all Hope
Season 4
Probably
Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.
632
01:36
Hell
Satan
Director
Newbies
Chris
Dead
Abandon Hope
Orientation
Protestant
Jehovah's witness
Mormons
Detroit
Saddam
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Me and Jesus
Season 4
Probably
Sister Anne tries to persuade Cartman to stop what he's doing and let the children go back to school.
444
00:56
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Jesus Christ
Religion
Sister Anne
Matthew 15:11
Clydefrog
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A Walk in The Park
Season 4
Probably
Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."
426
01:14
Hell
Saddam Hussein
Dead
Satan
Detroit
Pussy
knife
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Crippled with Sin
Season 4
Probably
Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
441
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Timmy
Satan
jew
Hell
gas and sip
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God's a Buddhist
Season 4
Probably
Satan learns that his real problem is that he's dependant on relationships and should consider being alone to find some balance in his life.
504
01:24
Satan
God
Mormons
Dependant
Relationship
Chris
Saddam
Rebel
Buddhist
Alcohol
Egg Cartons
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Ten Million Dollars
Season 4
Probably
Kyle and Stan learn that Cartman's religious crusade was just a front to make ten million dollars and it's actually working.
378
00:50
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Ten Million Dollars
Money
Tooth Fairy
Boy Band
Sunday School
Hell
Sister Anne
"Big Fat Ass
" "Suck my Balls"
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Another Day Another Dollar
Season 4
Probably
Satan breaks it off with both his lovers. Jesus tells the children God wants them to be in school and sends Cartman to Mexico as punishment.
325
02:01
Saddam Hussein
Satan
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Jesus Christ
Bebe
Butters
Mexico
Chris
Sister Anne
Blasphemer
Timmy
Sins
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Goodbye Forever Saddam
Season 4
Probably
God grants Satan a favor and lets Saddam into Heaven so that Satan can be rid of him forever.
1332
00:50
Satan
Saddam Hussein
Mormons
Heaven
Bob
Rick
Play
Stealing
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World Of Warcraft
Kenny McCormick
KENNY
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Probably
07.26.00
Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, which is pretty much the same as Hell. Satan, in his time of crisis, turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico as punishment.
Sinners Everlasting Hell
Season 4
Probably
Despite their parents' efforts, the kids won't go to school. Eric has plans to build a new, giant church, complete with a slide.
5560
01:26
Cartman
principal victoria
Cartman's Mom
Religion
Mrs. Cartman
Preaching
Crystal Church
Sinners Everlasting Hell
Lake of Fire
Bible
Damnation
add to playlist
Que?
Season 4
Probably
Kenny didn't die, he got stuck to the bottom of a tour bus and ended up in Mexico. Cartman's church is almost complete.
3772
02:04
Kenny
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Ensenada
Tour Guide
New York City
Mexican-Baja Peninsula
Chocolate Donut Pancake Surprise
add to playlist
A Dollar for God
Season 4
Probably
Cartman gets a direct message from God telling him that everyone needs to give him a dollar. The Mormons welcome Satan into Heaven.
7464
02:21
Cartman
Satan
God
Mormons
Heaven
Lord
Denver
Devil
"He Is Love
" Charades
Iraqi Dictator
Saddam Hussein
add to playlist
Closure in Room 16
Season 4
Probably
Satan wants is closure with Saddam but ends up spending one wild night at his hotel. Now he has to figure out how to tell Chris.
608
01:48
Satan
Saddam Hussein
Hell
Chris
Comfy-wumfy
Vegetable Oil
Room 16
Gay Porn
bargain hotel
goat Antonio Banderass
add to playlist
90s Man
Season 4
Probably
Satan can't understand why Chris is being so understanding. Saddam takes care of the dilemma by stabbing Chris in the head.
545
01:20
Satan
Saddam Hussein
Hell
Marina
Saddam
90s Man
Football
Pussy
Chris Killed
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From Beyond the Grave
Season 4
Probably
Cartman gives a detailed description of Hell, as relayed to him by Kenny, which happens to sound a lot like Mexico.
471
01:10
Cartman
Kenny
Hell
Religion
Marcy
Marcy's Parents
phone call
Depths of Hell
Spanish
pee blood
Trinket Stores
Stupid Fat Kid
gas and sip
add to playlist
Abandon all Hope
Season 4
Probably
Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.
632
01:36
Hell
Satan
Director
Newbies
Chris
Dead
Abandon Hope
Orientation
Protestant
Jehovah's witness
Mormons
Detroit
Saddam
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Me and Jesus
Season 4
Probably
Sister Anne tries to persuade Cartman to stop what he's doing and let the children go back to school.
444
00:56
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Jesus Christ
Religion
Sister Anne
Matthew 15:11
Clydefrog
add to playlist
A Walk in The Park
Season 4
Probably
Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."
426
01:14
Hell
Saddam Hussein
Dead
Satan
Detroit
Pussy
knife
add to playlist
Crippled with Sin
Season 4
Probably
Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
441
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Timmy
Satan
jew
Hell
gas and sip
add to playlist
God's a Buddhist
Season 4
Probably
Satan learns that his real problem is that he's dependant on relationships and should consider being alone to find some balance in his life.
504
01:24
Satan
God
Mormons
Dependant
Relationship
Chris
Saddam
Rebel
Buddhist
Alcohol
Egg Cartons
add to playlist
Ten Million Dollars
Season 4
Probably
Kyle and Stan learn that Cartman's religious crusade was just a front to make ten million dollars and it's actually working.
378
00:50
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Ten Million Dollars
Money
Tooth Fairy
Boy Band
Sunday School
Hell
Sister Anne
"Big Fat Ass
" "Suck my Balls"
add to playlist
Another Day Another Dollar
Season 4
Probably
Satan breaks it off with both his lovers. Jesus tells the children God wants them to be in school and sends Cartman to Mexico as punishment.
325
02:01
Saddam Hussein
Satan
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Jesus Christ
Bebe
Butters
Mexico
Chris
Sister Anne
Blasphemer
Timmy
Sins
add to playlist
Goodbye Forever Saddam
Season 4
Probably
God grants Satan a favor and lets Saddam into Heaven so that Satan can be rid of him forever.
1332
00:50
Satan
Saddam Hussein
Mormons
Heaven
Bob
Rick
Play
Stealing
add to playlist