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Animated Christmas Card
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
City Hall
Economy
Animated Christmas Card
Butters
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Right Square In The Balls
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Animated Christmas Card
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
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Kenny
Stan
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Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?
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Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas anymore. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own.
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Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Poo
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Amber
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Merry Christmas Asshole
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas this year. People don't want to by presents anymore.
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Poo
Little Nuggets
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Right Square In The Balls
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A Very Crappy Christmas
38 % of the population is sick of Christmas. 57 % said they'd kick Bon Jovi in the balls. The boys decide to create an animated Christmas special to help re-new the Spirit.
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Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Bon Jovi
Credit Card Bills
Jesus Thing
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Animated Christmas Special
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Animated Christmas Card
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
273
00:42
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
City Hall
Economy
Animated Christmas Card
Butters
add to playlist
Don't Throw That Vase!
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
232
00:41
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Christmas
Poo
Vase
Animated Christmas Card
Drive-in
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Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.
686
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Butters
Construction paper Santa
Jesus Christ
add to playlist
The Circle of Poo
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
28922
02:58
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Poo
Drunk
Stockings
crap
Nativity
Santa
Elves
Drive-in
reindeer
Sewer
Plankton
Grizzly Bear
antelope
Leopard
Hen
Circle of Poo
The Lion King
Song
add to playlist
95.2 Rocks KMetal
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
303
01:04
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
jew
Hanukkah
songs
Christmas
95.2 Rocks Kmetal
Bruce
add to playlist
Woo Mouth
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys try putting words in their animated mouths. Frame by frame.
152
00:37
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
animation
mouth
Photo Dojo
add to playlist
Silicorn
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.
128
01:04
the mayor
Mr. Hankey
Goon
Christmas
Drive-in
Silicorn
add to playlist
Even A Miracle Needs a Hand
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
With only 20 seconds of animation done, Cartman walks out and Kenny gets killed but miraculously Kyle and Stan manage to get their animated film to print.
250
01:48
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Photo Dojo
Song
add to playlist
I Used To Believe in Miracles
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue.
142
01:36
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Colorado Film Commission
Short Film
Christmas Spirit
add to playlist
Spirit of Commercialism
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
3128
03:03
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Counselor
randy marsh
Mayor
Mrs. Choksonadik
Mr. Hankey
Commercialism
Jesus
Kris Kringle
Brian Boitano
add to playlist