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Don't Throw That Vase!
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
Mr. Hankey
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Poo
Vase
Animated Christmas Card
Drive-in
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Don't Throw That Vase!
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A Very Crappy Christmas
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Poo
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Right Square In The Balls
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A Very Crappy Christmas
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1588
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Kenny
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Don't Throw That Vase!
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
343
00:41
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Christmas
Poo
Vase
Animated Christmas Card
Drive-in
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Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.
1241
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
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Jesus Christ
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The Circle of Poo
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
30121
02:58
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Poo
Drunk
Stockings
crap
Nativity
Santa
Elves
Drive-in
reindeer
Sewer
Plankton
Grizzly Bear
antelope
Leopard
Hen
Circle of Poo
The Lion King
Song
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95.2 Rocks KMetal
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
440
01:04
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
jew
Hanukkah
songs
Christmas
95.2 Rocks Kmetal
Bruce
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Woo Mouth
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys try putting words in their animated mouths. Frame by frame.
260
00:37
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
animation
mouth
Photo Dojo
add to playlist
Silicorn
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.
174
01:04
the mayor
Mr. Hankey
Goon
Christmas
Drive-in
Silicorn
add to playlist
Even A Miracle Needs a Hand
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
With only 20 seconds of animation done, Cartman walks out and Kenny gets killed but miraculously Kyle and Stan manage to get their animated film to print.
445
01:48
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Photo Dojo
Song
add to playlist
I Used To Believe in Miracles
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue.
167
01:36
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Colorado Film Commission
Short Film
Christmas Spirit
add to playlist
Spirit of Commercialism
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
3249
03:03
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Counselor
randy marsh
Mayor
Mrs. Choksonadik
Mr. Hankey
Commercialism
Jesus
Kris Kringle
Brian Boitano
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