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Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Butters
Construction paper Santa
Jesus Christ
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Olympic Nightmare
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
24085
1:22
China
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Chinese
Olympics
2008 Summer Olympics
Nightmare
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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
4242
1:58
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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Somebody Do Something!
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
14141
1:01
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Stan
Butters
Clyde
Nightmare
puke
Movies
parody
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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2:05
P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
Disguise
ALF
American Liberation Front
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
2843
1:56
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
P.F. Chang's
gun
dick
lame
Hostage
American Liberation Front
ALF
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
1256
1:35
P.F. Chang's
Chinese
Cartman
Butters
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
police
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
1371
1:11
P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
179149
0:06
Cartman
Chinese
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
206722
0:15
Stan
Kyle
Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
313590
2:31
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
internet
Chocolate Rain
Star Wars Kid
Sneezing Panda
Tron Guy
Numa Numa Guy
Dramatic Look Gopher
Leave Britney Alone Guy
Afro Ninja
money
Laughing Baby
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
62513
1:18
Special Report
Cheesing
cat
Kyle's dad
Gerald Broflovski
kyle's mom
Sheila broflovski
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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2:16
Canada
strike
Ike
Terrance
Phillip
Butters
Stan
Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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1:02
Butters
dance
songs
internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
154528
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Cartman
Jimmy Buffet
AIDS
HIV
Cartman's Mom
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
7113
1:55
Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's dad
Heavy Metal
parody
cheese
Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
4397
2:51
Stan
Kyle
Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
field trip
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No Mr. Hankey on Christmas
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Kyle stays up all night waiting for Mr. Hankey. He even leaves milk and cookies on the toilet seat but he doesn't show up.
531
01:53
Kyle
Ike
kyle's mom
Stan
Hanukkah
Mr. Hankey
Poo
Mrs. Broflovski
Cockroach
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Little Nuggets
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys go searching for Mr. Hankey in the sewer and find out he's been busy with a whole new family but promises to bring back the spirit of Christmas.
6782
02:15
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Poo
Christmas
Autumn
Cornwalis
Amber
Simon
Sewer
Little Nuggets
Baked Beans
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Merry Christmas Asshole
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas this year. People don't want to by presents anymore.
388
00:45
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Poo
Little Nuggets
Merry christmas
Caroling
Commercialism
Tele's
Luau's Toys
reindeer
Rudolf
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Right Square In The Balls
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
38 % of the population is sick of Christmas. 57 % said they'd kick Bon Jovi in the balls. The boys decide to create an animated Christmas special to help re-new the Spirit.
451
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Bon Jovi
Credit Card Bills
Jesus Thing
Square in the Balls
Charlie Brown Cartoons
Animated Christmas Special
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Animated Christmas Card
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
327
00:42
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
City Hall
Economy
Animated Christmas Card
Butters
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Don't Throw That Vase!
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
260
00:41
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Christmas
Poo
Vase
Animated Christmas Card
Drive-in
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Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.
845
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Butters
Construction paper Santa
Jesus Christ
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The Circle of Poo
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
29311
02:58
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Poo
Drunk
Stockings
crap
Nativity
Santa
Elves
Drive-in
reindeer
Sewer
Plankton
Grizzly Bear
antelope
Leopard
Hen
Circle of Poo
The Lion King
Song
add to playlist
95.2 Rocks KMetal
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
357
01:04
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
jew
Hanukkah
songs
Christmas
95.2 Rocks Kmetal
Bruce
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Woo Mouth
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys try putting words in their animated mouths. Frame by frame.
180
00:37
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
animation
mouth
Photo Dojo
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Silicorn
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.
135
01:04
the mayor
Mr. Hankey
Goon
Christmas
Drive-in
Silicorn
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Even A Miracle Needs a Hand
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
With only 20 seconds of animation done, Cartman walks out and Kenny gets killed but miraculously Kyle and Stan manage to get their animated film to print.
299
01:48
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Photo Dojo
Song
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I Used To Believe in Miracles
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue.
150
01:36
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Colorado Film Commission
Short Film
Christmas Spirit
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Spirit of Commercialism
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
3169
03:03
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Counselor
randy marsh
Mayor
Mrs. Choksonadik
Mr. Hankey
Commercialism
Jesus
Kris Kringle
Brian Boitano
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A Very Crappy Christmas
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Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas anymore. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own.
No Mr. Hankey on Christmas
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Kyle stays up all night waiting for Mr. Hankey. He even leaves milk and cookies on the toilet seat but he doesn't show up.
531
01:53
Kyle
Ike
kyle's mom
Stan
Hanukkah
Mr. Hankey
Poo
Mrs. Broflovski
Cockroach
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Little Nuggets
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys go searching for Mr. Hankey in the sewer and find out he's been busy with a whole new family but promises to bring back the spirit of Christmas.
6782
02:15
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Poo
Christmas
Autumn
Cornwalis
Amber
Simon
Sewer
Little Nuggets
Baked Beans
add to playlist
Merry Christmas Asshole
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas this year. People don't want to by presents anymore.
388
00:45
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Poo
Little Nuggets
Merry christmas
Caroling
Commercialism
Tele's
Luau's Toys
reindeer
Rudolf
add to playlist
Right Square In The Balls
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
38 % of the population is sick of Christmas. 57 % said they'd kick Bon Jovi in the balls. The boys decide to create an animated Christmas special to help re-new the Spirit.
451
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Bon Jovi
Credit Card Bills
Jesus Thing
Square in the Balls
Charlie Brown Cartoons
Animated Christmas Special
add to playlist
Animated Christmas Card
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The mayor is willing to do anything to help the town's economy and cuts a $300 check for the boys to make their animated Christmas card.
327
00:42
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
City Hall
Economy
Animated Christmas Card
Butters
add to playlist
Don't Throw That Vase!
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. and Mrs. Hankey pause their bickering to help Kyle with the animated Christmas card project.
260
00:41
Mr. Hankey
Kyle
Christmas
Poo
Vase
Animated Christmas Card
Drive-in
add to playlist
Butters, Would You Like to Slap My Titties Around?
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Butters creates cut-out dolls for the animated film and gives the boys a demo. He even makes a cut-out Barbie for his own amusements.
845
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Butters
Construction paper Santa
Jesus Christ
add to playlist
The Circle of Poo
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
29311
02:58
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Poo
Drunk
Stockings
crap
Nativity
Santa
Elves
Drive-in
reindeer
Sewer
Plankton
Grizzly Bear
antelope
Leopard
Hen
Circle of Poo
The Lion King
Song
add to playlist
95.2 Rocks KMetal
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
357
01:04
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
jew
Hanukkah
songs
Christmas
95.2 Rocks Kmetal
Bruce
add to playlist
Woo Mouth
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
The boys try putting words in their animated mouths. Frame by frame.
180
00:37
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
animation
mouth
Photo Dojo
add to playlist
Silicorn
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey's trying to get his drunken wife under control and clean up the drive-in to insure that South Park gets Christmassy again.
135
01:04
the mayor
Mr. Hankey
Goon
Christmas
Drive-in
Silicorn
add to playlist
Even A Miracle Needs a Hand
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
With only 20 seconds of animation done, Cartman walks out and Kenny gets killed but miraculously Kyle and Stan manage to get their animated film to print.
299
01:48
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Christmas
Photo Dojo
Song
add to playlist
I Used To Believe in Miracles
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
When the boys' film is destroyed halfway through the presentation, the people of South Park are left more disenfranchised than ever and the Mayor threatens to sue.
150
01:36
the mayor
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Mr. Hankey
Christmas
Colorado Film Commission
Short Film
Christmas Spirit
add to playlist
Spirit of Commercialism
Season 4
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey fixes the projector and the boys' animated special finally brings back the spirit of Christmas, which means buying lots and lots of presents!
3169
03:03
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Counselor
randy marsh
Mayor
Mrs. Choksonadik
Mr. Hankey
Commercialism
Jesus
Kris Kringle
Brian Boitano
add to playlist