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The Fort Collins Pube Fair
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
When Scott tells Cartman about the Fort Collins Pube Fair, Cartman refuses to sell him back his pubes at a profit and hops on a bus.
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
Courtney Love
Pube Fair
Fort Collins
Five Bucks a Hair
poonaner
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
24036
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
14773
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
79578
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
3110
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
1304
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
10221
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
2135
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
1617
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14795
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
2449
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Gonna Put Her Down
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Scott is finally willing to give Cartman his money back, he is just going to have to beg for it.
17263
02:13
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
storm
Pick-Up Truck
Grandma
sick
One hundred and six miles
tard
sixteen dollars
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Radiohead Hates Scott Tenorman?
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman tries to humiliate Scott by screening an interview of Scott's favorite band, Radiohead. Scott takes care of Cartman.
12060
02:11
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
Kenny
Radiohead
MTV
Interview
Thom Yorke
Kurt Loder
The Amazing Pube Boy
Piggy
Snout
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Chili Con Carnival
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
At the chili carnival, Cartman reveals his master plan and exacts his horrifying
15390
04:00
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Chef
Scott Tenorman
Officer Barbrady
Radiohead
Thom Yorke
Licking Tears
Looney Tunes
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My First Pubes
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman is overjoyed because he's the first one of the boys to get pubic hair. The bought them from Scott Tenorman.
1906
01:25
Cartman
Tricycle
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Pubes
Scott Tenorman
Ten Dollars
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Buyer Beware Dude
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman pays a visit to Scott Tenorman, in order to try and get his money back.
1005
00:34
Scott Tenorman
Ninth Graders
Cartman
Pubes
return
Refund
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Kris Kristofferson
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
IRS agent Kris Kristofferson shows up at Scott Tenorman's door looking for exactly ten dollars in back-taxes.
978
00:48
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
IRS
Taxes
Pubes
Twenty dollars
Kris Kristofferson
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We Don't Take Pubes
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
The boys go to a movie theater where Cartman attempts to pay for his ticket in pubes.
1118
00:43
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Movie
Tickets
Buy
Pubes
racist
Asshole
Movie Theater Guy
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The Fort Collins Pube Fair
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
When Scott tells Cartman about the Fort Collins Pube Fair, Cartman refuses to sell him back his pubes at a profit and hops on a bus.
1191
01:24
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
Courtney Love
Pube Fair
Fort Collins
Five Bucks a Hair
poonaner
add to playlist
The Kid Who Had His Weiner Bitten Of By A Pony
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman holds a meeting to rally support for his cause -- bringing the Scott Tenormans of the world to justice.
990
01:37
Cartman
Meeting
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Clyde
Hannibal
Pony
Train
Bite Off
Wiener
Scott Tenorman
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Oh, No Pony, He'll Like That
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener. Jimbo and Ned give advice.
1019
00:57
Cartman
Scarecrow
Pony
bite
Wiener
Uncle jimbo
Ned
Shoots
trespassers
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The Twins
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman stakes out Scott Tenorman's house with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, who quickly become distracted by the scenery.
1105
01:24
Cartman
Camouflage
Scott Tenorman
Uncle jimbo
Ned
Hunting
Radiohead
Creep
Mrs. Tenorman
Breasts
Masturbating
Mr. Tenorman
The twins
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Brilliant Combination
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman comes up with a completely and totally new plan.
676
01:03
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Plan
Scott Tenorman
Radiohead
Pony
bite
Wiener
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Young, Supple Eight-Year-Old Boy
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Radiohead receives Cartman's heartfelt plea for them to play in South Park.
1585
00:43
Radiohead
Thom Yorke
Cartman
Fan Mail
Scott Tenorman
cancer
Ass
Fan letter
ass cancer
celebrity
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Chili, Rides & Ponies
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman drops by to lay his trap for Scott, not realizing he's already been sold out.
886
01:02
Scott Tenorman
Stan
Cartman
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The Pubes of Every Kid In Town
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Scott cooks up some special chili just for Cartman while his parents go help the wiener biting pony.
962
00:47
Scott Tenorman
Mr. Tenorman
Mrs. Tenorman
Pony
Chili
Bag of Pubes
Sympathy
lying
save the pony
pubes of every kid in town
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Scott Tenorman Must Die
07.11.01
When a young boy makes the transition into manhood, he is blessed with certain physical attributes. In Cartman's case, he gets pubes. After the other boys tell him that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked. When Scott Tenorman won't give him his money back, Cartman goes medieval on him. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate plan for revenge.
Gonna Put Her Down
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Scott is finally willing to give Cartman his money back, he is just going to have to beg for it.
17263
02:13
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
storm
Pick-Up Truck
Grandma
sick
One hundred and six miles
tard
sixteen dollars
add to playlist
Radiohead Hates Scott Tenorman?
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman tries to humiliate Scott by screening an interview of Scott's favorite band, Radiohead. Scott takes care of Cartman.
12060
02:11
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
Kenny
Radiohead
MTV
Interview
Thom Yorke
Kurt Loder
The Amazing Pube Boy
Piggy
Snout
add to playlist
Chili Con Carnival
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
At the chili carnival, Cartman reveals his master plan and exacts his horrifying
15390
04:00
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Chef
Scott Tenorman
Officer Barbrady
Radiohead
Thom Yorke
Licking Tears
Looney Tunes
add to playlist
My First Pubes
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman is overjoyed because he's the first one of the boys to get pubic hair. The bought them from Scott Tenorman.
1906
01:25
Cartman
Tricycle
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Pubes
Scott Tenorman
Ten Dollars
add to playlist
Buyer Beware Dude
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman pays a visit to Scott Tenorman, in order to try and get his money back.
1005
00:34
Scott Tenorman
Ninth Graders
Cartman
Pubes
return
Refund
add to playlist
Kris Kristofferson
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
IRS agent Kris Kristofferson shows up at Scott Tenorman's door looking for exactly ten dollars in back-taxes.
978
00:48
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
IRS
Taxes
Pubes
Twenty dollars
Kris Kristofferson
add to playlist
We Don't Take Pubes
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
The boys go to a movie theater where Cartman attempts to pay for his ticket in pubes.
1118
00:43
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Movie
Tickets
Buy
Pubes
racist
Asshole
Movie Theater Guy
add to playlist
The Fort Collins Pube Fair
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
When Scott tells Cartman about the Fort Collins Pube Fair, Cartman refuses to sell him back his pubes at a profit and hops on a bus.
1191
01:24
Cartman
Scott Tenorman
Courtney Love
Pube Fair
Fort Collins
Five Bucks a Hair
poonaner
add to playlist
The Kid Who Had His Weiner Bitten Of By A Pony
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman holds a meeting to rally support for his cause -- bringing the Scott Tenormans of the world to justice.
990
01:37
Cartman
Meeting
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Clyde
Hannibal
Pony
Train
Bite Off
Wiener
Scott Tenorman
add to playlist
Oh, No Pony, He'll Like That
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener. Jimbo and Ned give advice.
1019
00:57
Cartman
Scarecrow
Pony
bite
Wiener
Uncle jimbo
Ned
Shoots
trespassers
add to playlist
The Twins
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman stakes out Scott Tenorman's house with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, who quickly become distracted by the scenery.
1105
01:24
Cartman
Camouflage
Scott Tenorman
Uncle jimbo
Ned
Hunting
Radiohead
Creep
Mrs. Tenorman
Breasts
Masturbating
Mr. Tenorman
The twins
add to playlist
Brilliant Combination
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman comes up with a completely and totally new plan.
676
01:03
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Plan
Scott Tenorman
Radiohead
Pony
bite
Wiener
add to playlist
Young, Supple Eight-Year-Old Boy
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Radiohead receives Cartman's heartfelt plea for them to play in South Park.
1585
00:43
Radiohead
Thom Yorke
Cartman
Fan Mail
Scott Tenorman
cancer
Ass
Fan letter
ass cancer
celebrity
add to playlist
Chili, Rides & Ponies
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman drops by to lay his trap for Scott, not realizing he's already been sold out.
886
01:02
Scott Tenorman
Stan
Cartman
add to playlist
The Pubes of Every Kid In Town
Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Scott cooks up some special chili just for Cartman while his parents go help the wiener biting pony.
962
00:47
Scott Tenorman
Mr. Tenorman
Mrs. Tenorman
Pony
Chili
Bag of Pubes
Sympathy
lying
save the pony
pubes of every kid in town
add to playlist