South Park

The Knights Of Standards And Practices

Season 5 E 1 • 06/20/2001

Chef and the boys talk to the Sorcerer at the Excalibur Casino.

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01:09

Holy Shit!
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The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.
06/20/2001
00:37

Excited for Shit
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The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.
06/20/2001
00:34

Shit on the News
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A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.
06/20/2001
01:13

Acceptable Forms of Shit
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Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the class
06/20/2001
00:52

Teaching Through Song
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Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.
06/20/2001
00:49

Shit Cloud
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Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.
06/20/2001
01:19

Mee Krob
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Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.
06/20/2001
00:49

Twice the Shit
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Network executives decide to say "shit" twice on TV.
06/20/2001
00:30

Shitty Flight
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Chef and the boys take a flight to Hollywood.
06/20/2001
01:48

Excalibur Hotel & Casino
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The boys travel to Las Vegas looking for answers about the Runestone.
06/20/2001
01:17

The Knights Of Standards And Practices
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Chef and the boys talk to the Sorcerer at the Excalibur Casino.
06/20/2001
00:52

Invading Knights
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The Knights of Standards and Practices kill Drew Carey.
06/20/2001
01:25

Oh Shit!
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Repeated cursing summons a dragon that destroys the set of "The Drew Carey Show."
06/20/2001
01:07

The Lesson of Shit
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The boys explain to the world why watching one's language is important.
06/20/2001
00:39

The Black Death
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The boys visit Chef for some advice about the origins of shit.
06/20/2001
00:38

THE RUNESTONE!
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Live on Must Shit TV, the boys show up and use the sacred runestone to slay the dragon.
06/20/2001
02:23

Mr. Grazier
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The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.
06/27/2001
03:33

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
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Timmy and Jimmy fight.
06/27/2001
02:30

Say Yes To Gay
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Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.
06/27/2001
01:32

Scout Leader Big Gay Al
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Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.
06/27/2001
00:54

Homosexuality Is A Choice
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The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.
06/27/2001