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David Blaine in South Park
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
David Blaine
Card Trick
Magic
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Kenny
Ice Cream
Cartman
Jimbo
Workshop
Butters' Mom
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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0:06
Cartman
Chinese
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
80526
0:15
Stan
Kyle
rape
Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
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2:31
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
internet
Chocolate Rain
Star Wars Kid
Sneezing Panda
Tron Guy
Numa Numa Guy
Dramatic Look Gopher
Leave Britney Alone Guy
Afro Ninja
money
Laughing Baby
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
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1:18
Special Report
Cheesing
cat
Kyle's dad
Gerald Broflovski
kyle's mom
Sheila broflovski
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No More Blue Balls
Season 12
Over Logging
The internet is locked up for the night, but Randy sneaks in to satisfy his needs.
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2:19
Randy
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
shelley
internet
jerk off
masturbate
computer
Stan
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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2:16
Canada
strike
Ike
Terrance
Phillip
Butters
Stan
Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
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1:40
Garrison
penises
restaurant
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
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She is Totally Lip-Syncing
Season 12
Britney's New Look
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.
95818
1:28
Stan
Kyle
Britney Spears
MTV
dancers
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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1:02
Butters
dance
songs
internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Cartman
Jimmy Buffet
AIDS
HIV
Cartman's Mom
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
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1:55
Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's dad
Heavy Metal
parody
cheese
Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Take a Ride
Season 12
Major Boobage
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.
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1:12
Kenny
Trans Am
Heavy Metal
flying
Buzzed
space
boobs
Don Felder
parody
high
Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
2805
2:51
Stan
Kyle
Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
field trip
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David Blaine in South Park
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
1471
01:34
David Blaine
Card Trick
Magic
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Kenny
Ice Cream
Cartman
Jimbo
Workshop
Butters' Mom
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David Blaine Workshop
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to the David Blaine Workshop so they can learn magic, and find themselves at a Blainetology meeting.
532
01:12
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Religion
Butters
Miracles
Magic Tricks
Compound
David Blaine
Blainetology
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Gefilte Fish Distraction
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle tries to tell his mom about David Blaine and Magic Camp, but she's distracted with feeding Ike.
397
00:31
Ike
kyle's mom
Gefilte Fish
Kyle
David Blaine
Magic Camp
Religion
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A Cleansing Haircut
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to Magic Camp and are cleansed by having their heads shaved. Stan tries to leave, but is intimidated into staying.
915
01:27
Magic Camp
cult
Butters
Haircut
Blainetology
Scientology
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Religion
Cleansed
Church
Teachings
Compound
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Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
432
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Religion
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Best Friend
cult
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Spreading Blaine's Word
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle and Cartman go door-to-door selling tickets to David Blaine's upcoming show and attempt to dispel the notion that Blainetology is a cult.
507
01:09
Kyle
Cartman
Jehovah's witness
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Catholic
jew
Religion
cult
Denver
Buddhist
Mormon
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Intimidation Technique
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Brother Kyle and Brother Cartman run into Stan on the street and ignore him. Blaintologists in a black car scare Stan by almost running him over.
252
00:32
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Bike
Black Car
Religion
Intimidation
Blainetology
cult
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Divine Help
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.
558
01:04
Stan
Jesus
Water
Wine
Miracle
Magic Tricks
cult
Denver
David Blaine
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Jesus Gets Served
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus, in an effort to stop Blainetology's spread, interrupts David Blaine's show to perform a miracle or two. The results, however, are less than miraculous.
4090
02:07
Kyle
Cartman
David Blaine
Stan
Jesus
Blainetology
Tax-Exempt Status
False Prophet
Magic Tricks
Religion
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Super Best Friends
Season 5
It Hits the Fan
Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.
1448
00:35
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Super Best Friends
Buddha
airplane
Peanuts
Super Friends
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Afterlife Plan
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
226
00:52
Blainetology
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Kenny
Mass Suicide
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Afterlife
cult
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Meeting the Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.
1458
01:15
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Buddha
Muhammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
David Blaine
Black Arts
Semen
Super Friends
Justice League of America
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Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble.
287
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Plastic Bubble
David Blaine
Pubes
Tattletale
Religion
Paula Poundstone
Nightmare
Blaintology
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Help From Moses
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, D.C.
313
00:50
Joseph Smith
Jesus
Muhammed
Moses
Lao Tzu
Krishna
Buddha
Sea Man
Stan
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
3124
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Emancipating Lincoln
Season 5
Super Best Friends
When the Super Best Friends arrive to put a stop to David Blaine's suicide pact, Blaine brings the Lincoln Memorial to life.
2537
01:34
David Blaine
Jesus
Super Best Friends
Religion
Buddha
Mohammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Abraham Lincoln
Cartman
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Giant Stone Assassination
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends construct a giant stone John Wilkes Booth to kill the giant stone Abraham Lincoln. David Blaine retreats and Blaintology is defeated.
2574
02:53
Jesus
Moses
Religion
Abraham Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth
Snow Globe
Mohammed
Krishna
Lao Tzu
Joseph Smith
Buddha
Sea Man
Assassination
David Blaine
Space Ship
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Swallow
Super Best Friends
Scientology
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Super Best Friends
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Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and cult leader, performing in the streets of South Park. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as everyone thinks. He tries to convince the other boys they've been brainwashed, but they have forsaken their friends and families. Teaming up with Jesus, Stan calls upon all the Super Best Friends to destroy the magician and thwart the mass suicide pact he has launched.
David Blaine in South Park
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
1471
01:34
David Blaine
Card Trick
Magic
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Kenny
Ice Cream
Cartman
Jimbo
Workshop
Butters' Mom
add to playlist
David Blaine Workshop
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to the David Blaine Workshop so they can learn magic, and find themselves at a Blainetology meeting.
532
01:12
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Religion
Butters
Miracles
Magic Tricks
Compound
David Blaine
Blainetology
add to playlist
Gefilte Fish Distraction
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle tries to tell his mom about David Blaine and Magic Camp, but she's distracted with feeding Ike.
397
00:31
Ike
kyle's mom
Gefilte Fish
Kyle
David Blaine
Magic Camp
Religion
add to playlist
A Cleansing Haircut
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to Magic Camp and are cleansed by having their heads shaved. Stan tries to leave, but is intimidated into staying.
915
01:27
Magic Camp
cult
Butters
Haircut
Blainetology
Scientology
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Religion
Cleansed
Church
Teachings
Compound
add to playlist
Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
432
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Religion
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Best Friend
cult
add to playlist
Spreading Blaine's Word
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle and Cartman go door-to-door selling tickets to David Blaine's upcoming show and attempt to dispel the notion that Blainetology is a cult.
507
01:09
Kyle
Cartman
Jehovah's witness
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Catholic
jew
Religion
cult
Denver
Buddhist
Mormon
add to playlist
Intimidation Technique
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Brother Kyle and Brother Cartman run into Stan on the street and ignore him. Blaintologists in a black car scare Stan by almost running him over.
252
00:32
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Bike
Black Car
Religion
Intimidation
Blainetology
cult
add to playlist
Divine Help
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.
558
01:04
Stan
Jesus
Water
Wine
Miracle
Magic Tricks
cult
Denver
David Blaine
add to playlist
Jesus Gets Served
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus, in an effort to stop Blainetology's spread, interrupts David Blaine's show to perform a miracle or two. The results, however, are less than miraculous.
4090
02:07
Kyle
Cartman
David Blaine
Stan
Jesus
Blainetology
Tax-Exempt Status
False Prophet
Magic Tricks
Religion
add to playlist
Super Best Friends
Season 5
It Hits the Fan
Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.
1448
00:35
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Super Best Friends
Buddha
airplane
Peanuts
Super Friends
add to playlist
Afterlife Plan
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
226
00:52
Blainetology
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Kenny
Mass Suicide
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Afterlife
cult
add to playlist
Meeting the Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.
1458
01:15
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Buddha
Muhammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
David Blaine
Black Arts
Semen
Super Friends
Justice League of America
add to playlist
Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble.
287
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Plastic Bubble
David Blaine
Pubes
Tattletale
Religion
Paula Poundstone
Nightmare
Blaintology
add to playlist
Help From Moses
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, D.C.
313
00:50
Joseph Smith
Jesus
Muhammed
Moses
Lao Tzu
Krishna
Buddha
Sea Man
Stan
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
add to playlist
Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
3124
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman