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Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
Stan
Kyle
Religion
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Best Friend
cult
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
6703
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
8348
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
78339
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1661
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
475
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
8098
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
1389
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
739
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14063
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
708
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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David Blaine in South Park
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
1066
01:34
David Blaine
Card Trick
Magic
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Kenny
Ice Cream
Cartman
Jimbo
Workshop
Butters' Mom
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David Blaine Workshop
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to the David Blaine Workshop so they can learn magic, and find themselves at a Blainetology meeting.
401
01:12
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Religion
Butters
Miracles
Magic Tricks
Compound
David Blaine
Blainetology
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Gefilte Fish Distraction
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle tries to tell his mom about David Blaine and Magic Camp, but she's distracted with feeding Ike.
318
00:31
Ike
kyle's mom
Gefilte Fish
Kyle
David Blaine
Magic Camp
Religion
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A Cleansing Haircut
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to Magic Camp and are cleansed by having their heads shaved. Stan tries to leave, but is intimidated into staying.
635
01:27
Magic Camp
cult
Butters
Haircut
Blainetology
Scientology
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Religion
Cleansed
Church
Teachings
Compound
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Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
370
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Religion
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Best Friend
cult
add to playlist
Spreading Blaine's Word
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle and Cartman go door-to-door selling tickets to David Blaine's upcoming show and attempt to dispel the notion that Blainetology is a cult.
452
01:09
Kyle
Cartman
Jehovah's witness
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Catholic
jew
Religion
cult
Denver
Buddhist
Mormon
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Intimidation Technique
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Brother Kyle and Brother Cartman run into Stan on the street and ignore him. Blaintologists in a black car scare Stan by almost running him over.
211
00:32
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Bike
Black Car
Religion
Intimidation
Blainetology
cult
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Divine Help
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.
529
01:04
Stan
Jesus
Water
Wine
Miracle
Magic Tricks
cult
Denver
David Blaine
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Jesus Gets Served
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus, in an effort to stop Blainetology's spread, interrupts David Blaine's show to perform a miracle or two. The results, however, are less than miraculous.
3917
02:07
Kyle
Cartman
David Blaine
Stan
Jesus
Blainetology
Tax-Exempt Status
False Prophet
Magic Tricks
Religion
add to playlist
Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.
1265
00:35
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Super Best Friends
Buddha
airplane
Peanuts
Super Friends
add to playlist
Afterlife Plan
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
205
00:52
Blainetology
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Kenny
Mass Suicide
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Afterlife
cult
add to playlist
Meeting the Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.
1231
01:15
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Buddha
Muhammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
David Blaine
Black Arts
Semen
Super Friends
Justice League of America
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Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble.
240
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Plastic Bubble
David Blaine
Pubes
Tattletale
Religion
Paula Poundstone
Nightmare
Blaintology
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Help From Moses
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, D.C.
241
00:50
Joseph Smith
Jesus
Muhammed
Moses
Lao Tzu
Krishna
Buddha
Sea Man
Stan
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
add to playlist
Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
708
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
add to playlist
Emancipating Lincoln
Season 5
Super Best Friends
When the Super Best Friends arrive to put a stop to David Blaine's suicide pact, Blaine brings the Lincoln Memorial to life.
2461
01:34
David Blaine
Jesus
Super Best Friends
Religion
Buddha
Mohammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Abraham Lincoln
Cartman
add to playlist
Giant Stone Assassination
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends construct a giant stone John Wilkes Booth to kill the giant stone Abraham Lincoln. David Blaine retreats and Blaintology is defeated.
2429
02:53
Jesus
Moses
Religion
Abraham Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth
Snow Globe
Mohammed
Krishna
Lao Tzu
Joseph Smith
Buddha
Sea Man
Assassination
David Blaine
Space Ship
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Swallow
Super Best Friends
Scientology
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Super Best Friends
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Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and cult leader, performing in the streets of South Park. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as everyone thinks. He tries to convince the other boys they've been brainwashed, but they have forsaken their friends and families. Teaming up with Jesus, Stan calls upon all the Super Best Friends to destroy the magician and thwart the mass suicide pact he has launched.
David Blaine in South Park
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
1066
01:34
David Blaine
Card Trick
Magic
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Kenny
Ice Cream
Cartman
Jimbo
Workshop
Butters' Mom
add to playlist
David Blaine Workshop
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to the David Blaine Workshop so they can learn magic, and find themselves at a Blainetology meeting.
401
01:12
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Religion
Butters
Miracles
Magic Tricks
Compound
David Blaine
Blainetology
add to playlist
Gefilte Fish Distraction
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle tries to tell his mom about David Blaine and Magic Camp, but she's distracted with feeding Ike.
318
00:31
Ike
kyle's mom
Gefilte Fish
Kyle
David Blaine
Magic Camp
Religion
add to playlist
A Cleansing Haircut
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to Magic Camp and are cleansed by having their heads shaved. Stan tries to leave, but is intimidated into staying.
635
01:27
Magic Camp
cult
Butters
Haircut
Blainetology
Scientology
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Religion
Cleansed
Church
Teachings
Compound
add to playlist
Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
370
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Religion
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Best Friend
cult
add to playlist
Spreading Blaine's Word
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle and Cartman go door-to-door selling tickets to David Blaine's upcoming show and attempt to dispel the notion that Blainetology is a cult.
452
01:09
Kyle
Cartman
Jehovah's witness
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Catholic
jew
Religion
cult
Denver
Buddhist
Mormon
add to playlist
Intimidation Technique
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Brother Kyle and Brother Cartman run into Stan on the street and ignore him. Blaintologists in a black car scare Stan by almost running him over.
211
00:32
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Bike
Black Car
Religion
Intimidation
Blainetology
cult
add to playlist
Divine Help
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.
529
01:04
Stan
Jesus
Water
Wine
Miracle
Magic Tricks
cult
Denver
David Blaine
add to playlist
Jesus Gets Served
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus, in an effort to stop Blainetology's spread, interrupts David Blaine's show to perform a miracle or two. The results, however, are less than miraculous.
3917
02:07
Kyle
Cartman
David Blaine
Stan
Jesus
Blainetology
Tax-Exempt Status
False Prophet
Magic Tricks
Religion
add to playlist
Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.
1265
00:35
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Super Best Friends
Buddha
airplane
Peanuts
Super Friends
add to playlist
Afterlife Plan
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
205
00:52
Blainetology
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Kenny
Mass Suicide
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Afterlife
cult
add to playlist
Meeting the Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.
1231
01:15
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Buddha
Muhammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
David Blaine
Black Arts
Semen
Super Friends
Justice League of America
add to playlist
Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble.
240
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Plastic Bubble
David Blaine
Pubes
Tattletale
Religion
Paula Poundstone
Nightmare
Blaintology
add to playlist
Help From Moses
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, D.C.
241
00:50
Joseph Smith
Jesus
Muhammed
Moses
Lao Tzu
Krishna
Buddha
Sea Man
Stan
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
add to playlist
Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
708
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
add to playlist
Emancipating Lincoln
Season 5
Super Best Friends
When the Super Best Friends arrive to put a stop to David Blaine's suicide pact, Blaine brings the Lincoln Memorial to life.
2461
01:34
David Blaine
Jesus
Super Best Friends
Religion
Buddha
Mohammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Abraham Lincoln
Cartman
add to playlist
Giant Stone Assassination
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends construct a giant stone John Wilkes Booth to kill the giant stone Abraham Lincoln. David Blaine retreats and Blaintology is defeated.
2429
02:53
Jesus
Moses
Religion
Abraham Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth
Snow Globe
Mohammed
Krishna
Lao Tzu
Joseph Smith