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Afterlife Plan
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
Blainetology
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Kenny
Mass Suicide
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Afterlife
cult
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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble! Gobble!
Jay Leno Thanksgiving Special
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Jay Leno visits South Park Elementary to find out what Thanksgiving means to the kids.
86356
2:52
Jay Leno
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Special
chin
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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All For Nothing
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
The kindergarten class perform their Thanksgiving show - which is not as extravagant as Butters warned.
17560
00:50
Garrison
Kindergarten
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Timmy
Gobbles
Thanksgiving
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Braveheart
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
4118
01:10
the mayor
evil turkeys
Chef
motivational speech
Stan
Kyle
turkey speech
horse
warrior
braveheart
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Martha Stewart Living
Season 6
Red Hot Catholic Love
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
5369
01:10
Martha Stewart
Living
Turkey
Federal Agents
Lubricating Gel
Squat
Baste
Intero-Rectogestion
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Sports Watch
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
7303
01:44
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Thanksgiving Special
Sally Struthers
Ethiopian
Cheesy poofs
Africa
Full House
vas deferens
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Holiday Dinner
Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Stan's family is dead to him. The boys can't believe the Cartman family's disgusting dinner manners.
3656
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman's Mom
Stan
Cartman's Grandma
Cartman's Grandpa
Catheter Bag
Cousin Elvin
Uncle Howard
pot pie
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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The Battle Against The Turkeys
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
4271
01:40
starvin' marvin
Kenny
Kyle
Killed Kenny
Stan
Dr. Mephisto
Chef
Officer Barbrady
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Picking a Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up one" bound for execution.
17966
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Kyle
Play
Timmy
Thanksgiving
Turkey
Gobbles
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We Found An Ethernopian
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
4984
01:31
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Terrance and Phillip
starvin' marvin
Ethiopian
adoption
digital sports watch
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Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Alinicia, the Broadway turkey won't work with other turkeys, and Timmy won't work unless Gobbles is in the show.
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Cartman
Play
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Timmy
Clyde
Geoffrey Maynard
LaMonde
Gobbles
Helen Keller
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David Blaine in South Park
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
2105
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David Blaine
Card Trick
Magic
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Kenny
Ice Cream
Cartman
Jimbo
Workshop
Butters' Mom
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David Blaine Workshop
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to the David Blaine Workshop so they can learn magic, and find themselves at a Blainetology meeting.
628
01:12
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Religion
Butters
Miracles
Magic Tricks
Compound
David Blaine
Blainetology
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Gefilte Fish Distraction
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle tries to tell his mom about David Blaine and Magic Camp, but she's distracted with feeding Ike.
452
00:31
Ike
kyle's mom
Gefilte Fish
Kyle
David Blaine
Magic Camp
Religion
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A Cleansing Haircut
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to Magic Camp and are cleansed by having their heads shaved. Stan tries to leave, but is intimidated into staying.
993
01:27
Magic Camp
cult
Butters
Haircut
Blainetology
Scientology
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Religion
Cleansed
Church
Teachings
Compound
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Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
489
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Religion
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Best Friend
cult
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Spreading Blaine's Word
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle and Cartman go door-to-door selling tickets to David Blaine's upcoming show and attempt to dispel the notion that Blainetology is a cult.
582
01:09
Kyle
Cartman
Jehovah's witness
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Catholic
jew
Religion
cult
Denver
Buddhist
Mormon
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Intimidation Technique
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Brother Kyle and Brother Cartman run into Stan on the street and ignore him. Blaintologists in a black car scare Stan by almost running him over.
280
00:32
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Bike
Black Car
Religion
Intimidation
Blainetology
cult
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Divine Help
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.
591
01:04
Stan
Jesus
Water
Wine
Miracle
Magic Tricks
cult
Denver
David Blaine
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Jesus Gets Served
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus, in an effort to stop Blainetology's spread, interrupts David Blaine's show to perform a miracle or two. The results, however, are less than miraculous.
4149
02:07
Kyle
Cartman
David Blaine
Stan
Jesus
Blainetology
Tax-Exempt Status
False Prophet
Magic Tricks
Religion
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Super Best Friends
Season 5
It Hits the Fan
Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.
1620
00:35
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Super Best Friends
Buddha
airplane
Peanuts
Super Friends
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Afterlife Plan
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
244
00:52
Blainetology
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Kenny
Mass Suicide
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Afterlife
cult
add to playlist
Meeting the Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.
1852
01:15
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Buddha
Muhammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
David Blaine
Black Arts
Semen
Super Friends
Justice League of America
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Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble.
350
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Plastic Bubble
David Blaine
Pubes
Tattletale
Religion
Paula Poundstone
Nightmare
Blaintology
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Help From Moses
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, D.C.
389
00:50
Joseph Smith
Jesus
Muhammed
Moses
Lao Tzu
Krishna
Buddha
Sea Man
Stan
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
3251
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Emancipating Lincoln
Season 5
Super Best Friends
When the Super Best Friends arrive to put a stop to David Blaine's suicide pact, Blaine brings the Lincoln Memorial to life.
2625
01:34
David Blaine
Jesus
Super Best Friends
Religion
Buddha
Mohammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Abraham Lincoln
Cartman
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Giant Stone Assassination
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends construct a giant stone John Wilkes Booth to kill the giant stone Abraham Lincoln. David Blaine retreats and Blaintology is defeated.
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Moses
Religion
Abraham Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth
Snow Globe
Mohammed
Krishna
Lao Tzu
Joseph Smith
Buddha
Sea Man
Assassination
David Blaine
Space Ship
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Swallow
Super Best Friends
Scientology
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Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and cult leader, performing in the streets of South Park. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as everyone thinks. He tries to convince the other boys they've been brainwashed, but they have forsaken their friends and families. Teaming up with Jesus, Stan calls upon all the Super Best Friends to destroy the magician and thwart the mass suicide pact he has launched.
David Blaine in South Park
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Magician David Blaine performs street magic in South Park. The boys want to go to his workshop.
2105
01:34
David Blaine
Card Trick
Magic
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Kenny
Ice Cream
Cartman
Jimbo
Workshop
Butters' Mom
add to playlist
David Blaine Workshop
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to the David Blaine Workshop so they can learn magic, and find themselves at a Blainetology meeting.
628
01:12
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Religion
Butters
Miracles
Magic Tricks
Compound
David Blaine
Blainetology
add to playlist
Gefilte Fish Distraction
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle tries to tell his mom about David Blaine and Magic Camp, but she's distracted with feeding Ike.
452
00:31
Ike
kyle's mom
Gefilte Fish
Kyle
David Blaine
Magic Camp
Religion
add to playlist
A Cleansing Haircut
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The boys go to Magic Camp and are cleansed by having their heads shaved. Stan tries to leave, but is intimidated into staying.
993
01:27
Magic Camp
cult
Butters
Haircut
Blainetology
Scientology
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Religion
Cleansed
Church
Teachings
Compound
add to playlist
Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan and Kyle argue over whether to stay with the Blainetologists or leave. After some personality confusion, Kyle chooses to stay.
489
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Religion
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Best Friend
cult
add to playlist
Spreading Blaine's Word
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle and Cartman go door-to-door selling tickets to David Blaine's upcoming show and attempt to dispel the notion that Blainetology is a cult.
582
01:09
Kyle
Cartman
Jehovah's witness
David Blaine
Blainetology
Scientology
Catholic
jew
Religion
cult
Denver
Buddhist
Mormon
add to playlist
Intimidation Technique
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Brother Kyle and Brother Cartman run into Stan on the street and ignore him. Blaintologists in a black car scare Stan by almost running him over.
280
00:32
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Bike
Black Car
Religion
Intimidation
Blainetology
cult
add to playlist
Divine Help
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Stan asks Jesus to go with him to Denver to show the Blaintologists what real miracles are, and to help him get his friend back.
591
01:04
Stan
Jesus
Water
Wine
Miracle
Magic Tricks
cult
Denver
David Blaine
add to playlist
Jesus Gets Served
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus, in an effort to stop Blainetology's spread, interrupts David Blaine's show to perform a miracle or two. The results, however, are less than miraculous.
4149
02:07
Kyle
Cartman
David Blaine
Stan
Jesus
Blainetology
Tax-Exempt Status
False Prophet
Magic Tricks
Religion
add to playlist
Super Best Friends
Season 5
It Hits the Fan
Defeated by David Blaine's magical abilities, Jesus calls the Super Best Friends together.
1620
00:35
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Super Best Friends
Buddha
airplane
Peanuts
Super Friends
add to playlist
Afterlife Plan
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Blaintologists celebrate being refused tax-exempt status, because now when they kill themselves in Washington they are secured happiness in the afterlife.
244
00:52
Blainetology
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Kenny
Mass Suicide
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Afterlife
cult
add to playlist
Meeting the Super Best Friends
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Jesus and Stan finally arrive at the Hall of the Super Best Friends. Stan is introduced to Buddha, Muhammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, and Sea Man.
1852
01:15
Jesus
Stan
Religion
Buddha
Muhammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
David Blaine
Black Arts
Semen
Super Friends
Justice League of America
add to playlist
Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Kyle wakes Cartman to tell him he wants to leave Blaintology before the mass suicide. Cartman tells the other Blaintologists and Kyle is put in a plastic bubble.
350
01:30
Cartman
Kyle
Plastic Bubble
David Blaine
Pubes
Tattletale
Religion
Paula Poundstone
Nightmare
Blaintology
add to playlist
Help From Moses
Season 5
Super Best Friends
The Super Best Friends use Moses to analyze data about Blainetology. Moses tells them the Blainetologists are heading to Washington, D.C.
389
00:50
Joseph Smith
Jesus
Muhammed
Moses
Lao Tzu
Krishna
Buddha
Sea Man
Stan
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
add to playlist
Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
3251
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
add to playlist
Emancipating Lincoln
Season 5
Super Best Friends
When the Super Best Friends arrive to put a stop to David Blaine's suicide pact, Blaine brings the Lincoln Memorial to life.
2625
01:34
David Blaine
Jesus
Super Best Friends
Religion
Buddha
Mohammed
Krishna
Joseph Smith
Lao Tzu
Sea Man
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Abraham Lincoln