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Punishing J-Lo

Season 5

Cartmanland

Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big news.

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    Punishing J-Lo

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big news.
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    Season 5
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    Kyle's Hemorrhoid

    Season 5
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    Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amusement park.
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    Amusing Himself

    Season 5
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    Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.
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    Cartmanland Commercial

    Season 5
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    When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
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    Fence Hop and Pop

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
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    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
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    Renouncing God

    Season 5
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    In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
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    Season 5
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    Population Growth

    Season 5
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    Season 5
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