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Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.

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  1. About the Episode

    Cartmanland Episode Air Date: Cartman inherits a million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God and whether there's any reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
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