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  2. hollywoodphony So much to do at Cartmanland! But you can't come (especially you, Stan and Kyle!) I love that Cartman would go and make a commercial just to rub it in those pricks' faces that they can't come to his awesome theme park. I'm really glad Kyle's hemorrhoid popped. I wouldn't want any jerks in my theme park either, with their stupid hats and their breakdancing and whatnot. Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    South Park: Cartmanland Episode Air Date: 07.25.2001 Cartman inherits a million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God and whether there's any reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
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    Saturday Funeral

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Cartman's family is grieving the death of his grandmother. Eric, however, is in grief at spending his entire Saturday at a funeral.
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    Pennies From Heaven

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    At the reading of his grandmother's will, Cartman learns he has inherited one million dollars. His lifelong dream is realized.
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    Punishing J-Lo

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Stan and Kyle play with a Jennifer Lopez doll and a firecracker when Kenny rushes up with the big news.
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    Inheritance Wagon

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Cartman wheels his inheritance out of the bank on a wagon. He's on his way to spend it on his lifelong dream.
    6621 views 01:33 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Lines Lines Lines

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
    4561 views 01:30 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kyle's Hemorrhoid

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Kyle is becoming disillusioned with God now that he has a hemorroid, and Cartman has his own amusement park.
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    Amusing Himself

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Riding the rides alone in his theme park, Cartman is probably the happiest he's ever been.
    104120 views 00:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cartmanland Commercial

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
    11228 views 00:59 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Fence Hop and Pop

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
    3222 views 00:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cartmanland Security

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
    1719 views 01:07 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Renouncing God

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
    1651 views 01:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Three's a Crowd

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland to cover his security expenses, but now he needs a maintenance person.
    100069 views 01:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Population Growth

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
    2112 views 01:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Book of Job

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
    15219 views 02:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Population Problem

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
    1474 views 00:24 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Money Quest

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
    4147 views 01:12 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Heaven into Hell

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
    32065 views 01:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    No Will to Live

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
    1113 views 00:31 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Losing it All

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    Cartman loses all his money to an audit and a lawsuit.
    1726 views 00:46 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    There is a God

    Season 5
    Cartmanland
    When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
    1906 views 01:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist