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Riding Towelie
Season 5
Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Marijuana
Joint
Drugs
Popeye
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
6462
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
8192
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
78314
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1627
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
456
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
8056
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
1380
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
721
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14045
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
677
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Trash Can Gold
Season 5
Towelie
When Cartman finds Stan's mother's tampon in the bathroom trash, she is embarrassed into buying the boys a new video game system.
1025
01:11
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Video Games
Cartman
Bathroom
stan's mom
Tampon
Sling Blade
Okama Gamesphere
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Meet Towelie
Season 5
Towelie
The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
2368
01:06
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Okama Gamesphere
Video Games
stan's mom
Towelie
Sleepover
Abortion
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Time Flies
Season 5
Towelie
The boys cancel all other plans so that they can play the Okama Gamesphere all weekend long.
687
01:34
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Video Games
Okama Gamesphere
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Date Rape Psychosis
Towelie
Sleepover
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A Towel's Ransom
Season 5
Towelie
The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
557
01:22
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Government
Okama Gamesphere
Ransom
Towelie
Military
Bus Stop
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Towel Call
Season 5
Towelie
With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
1604
00:43
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Search
Towel Call
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It's a Trap!
Season 5
Towelie
The boys take Towelie to the gas station outside of town to exchange him for their Okama Gamesphere. It turns out to be a trap.
887
01:47
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Tynacorp
Military
Gunfight
Okama Gamesphere
E.T.
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Towelie Merchandise
Season 5
Towelie
A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.
1712
00:28
Commercial
Live Action
Towelie
Merchandise
T-Shirt
Towel
Selling Out
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Riding Towelie
Season 5
Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
5586
01:09
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Marijuana
Joint
Drugs
Popeye
add to playlist
Mass Towelicide
Season 5
Towelie
In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
393
00:56
Military
Towels
Locker Room
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Guns
Rape Fantasy
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Tynacorp
Season 5
Towelie
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
592
01:49
Tynacorp
Towelie
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Okama Gamesphere
Military
TNA
WMD
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Military Failure
Season 5
Towelie
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
345
00:38
Military
soldiers
Towel
Tynacorp
Colorado
Towelie
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Funkytown
Season 5
Towelie
Towelie plays "Funkytown" on the keypad at the secret government base instead of entering the entrance code.
11022
02:00
Tynacorp
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Marijuana
Drugs
Funkytown
Lipps Inc.
Popeye
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Bad Clones
Season 5
Towelie
The boys sneak in the military base only to find out that they've been double-crossed by Tynacorp, the people who actually have their Okama Gamesphere.
5470
02:36
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Towelie
Military
Lab
Tynacorp
Genetic Testing
Clones
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Finding What's Important
Season 5
Towelie
As the complex plot unravels and a violent shootout breaks out behind them, the boys are oblivious as they finally get to play the Okama Gamesphere again.
6312
01:59
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Military
Drugs
Tynacorp
Video Games
Aliens
Bong
Okama Gamesphere
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Worst Character Ever
Season 5
Towelie
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
3144
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Stan
Drugs
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Okama Gamesphere
Marijuana
Joint
Popeye
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Towelie
08.08.01
The boys get a new video game system, the Okama Gamesphere, and their plan for the foreseeable future is to play it. When the government steals their new Gamesphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Their one hope for infiltrating the top secret lab where the Gamesphere is being kept is to team up with Towelie, a genetically engineered towel, who only wants to get high.
Trash Can Gold
Season 5
Towelie
When Cartman finds Stan's mother's tampon in the bathroom trash, she is embarrassed into buying the boys a new video game system.
1025
01:11
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Video Games
Cartman
Bathroom
stan's mom
Tampon
Sling Blade
Okama Gamesphere
add to playlist
Meet Towelie
Season 5
Towelie
The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
2368
01:06
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Okama Gamesphere
Video Games
stan's mom
Towelie
Sleepover
Abortion
add to playlist
Time Flies
Season 5
Towelie
The boys cancel all other plans so that they can play the Okama Gamesphere all weekend long.
687
01:34
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Video Games
Okama Gamesphere
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Date Rape Psychosis
Towelie
Sleepover
add to playlist
A Towel's Ransom
Season 5
Towelie
The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
557
01:22
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Government
Okama Gamesphere
Ransom
Towelie
Military
Bus Stop
add to playlist
Towel Call
Season 5
Towelie
With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
1604
00:43
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Search
Towel Call
add to playlist
It's a Trap!
Season 5
Towelie
The boys take Towelie to the gas station outside of town to exchange him for their Okama Gamesphere. It turns out to be a trap.
887
01:47
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Tynacorp
Military
Gunfight
Okama Gamesphere
E.T.
add to playlist
Towelie Merchandise
Season 5
Towelie
A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.
1712
00:28
Commercial
Live Action
Towelie
Merchandise
T-Shirt
Towel
Selling Out
add to playlist
Riding Towelie
Season 5
Towelie
The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
5586
01:09
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Marijuana
Joint
Drugs
Popeye
add to playlist
Mass Towelicide
Season 5
Towelie
In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
393
00:56
Military
Towels
Locker Room
Garrison
Mr. Hat
Guns
Rape Fantasy
add to playlist
Tynacorp
Season 5
Towelie
When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
592
01:49
Tynacorp
Towelie
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Okama Gamesphere
Military
TNA
WMD
add to playlist
Military Failure
Season 5
Towelie
At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
345
00:38
Military
soldiers
Towel
Tynacorp
Colorado
Towelie
add to playlist
Funkytown
Season 5
Towelie
Towelie plays "Funkytown" on the keypad at the secret government base instead of entering the entrance code.
11022
02:00
Tynacorp
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Marijuana
Drugs
Funkytown
Lipps Inc.
Popeye
add to playlist
Bad Clones
Season 5
Towelie
The boys sneak in the military base only to find out that they've been double-crossed by Tynacorp, the people who actually have their Okama Gamesphere.
5470
02:36
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Towelie
Military
Lab
Tynacorp
Genetic Testing
Clones
add to playlist
Finding What's Important
Season 5
Towelie
As the complex plot unravels and a violent shootout breaks out behind them, the boys are oblivious as they finally get to play the Okama Gamesphere again.
6312
01:59
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Military
Drugs
Tynacorp
Video Games
Aliens
Bong
Okama Gamesphere
add to playlist
Worst Character Ever
Season 5
Towelie
Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
3144
01:37
Stan
Drugs
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Towelie
Okama Gamesphere
Marijuana
Joint
Popeye
add to playlist