Military Failure

At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.

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  1. About the Episode

    Towelie Episode Air Date: The boys get a new video game system, the Okama Gamesphere, and their plan for the foreseeable future is to play it. When the government steals their new Gamesphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Their one hope for infiltrating the top secret lab where the Gamesphere is being kept is to team up with Towelie, a genetically engineered towel, who only wants to get high.
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    Bad Clones

    Season 5
    Towelie
    The boys sneak in the military base only to find out that they've been double-crossed by Tynacorp, the people who actually have their Okama Gamesphere.
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    Finding What's Important

    Season 5
    Towelie
    As the complex plot unravels and a violent shootout breaks out behind them, the boys are oblivious as they finally get to play the Okama Gamesphere again.
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    Funkytown

    Season 5
    Towelie
    Towelie plays "Funkytown" on the keypad at the secret government base instead of entering the entrance code.
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    Trash Can Gold

    Season 5
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    When Cartman finds Stan's mother's tampon in the bathroom trash, she is embarrassed into buying the boys a new video game system.
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    Meet Towelie

    Season 5
    Towelie
    The boys plan a whole weekend of playing their new Okama Gamesphere outside the toy store. Towelie shows up and gives them some useless advice.
    42,822 views 00:01:06 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Time Flies

    Season 5
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    The boys cancel all other plans so that they can play the Okama Gamesphere all weekend long.
    29,877 views 00:01:34 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Towel's Ransom

    Season 5
    Towelie
    The military asks the boys if they've happened to see a talking towel. Hours later they get a phone call asking for Towelie in exchange for their missing Okama Gamesphere.
    2,585 views 00:01:22 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Towel Call

    Season 5
    Towelie
    With their Okama Gamesphere held for ransom, the boys desperately search for Towelie.
    15,550 views 00:00:43 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    It's a Trap!

    Season 5
    Towelie
    The boys take Towelie to the gas station outside of town to exchange him for their Okama Gamesphere. It turns out to be a trap.
    2,378 views 00:01:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Towelie Merchandise

    Season 5
    Towelie
    A fake, live-action commercial for Towelie merchandise.
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    Riding Towelie

    Season 5
    Towelie
    The boys drive to Towelie's home base in the middle of nowhere, but Towelie gets high and can't remember where he is, let alone the base.
    26,054 views 00:01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mass Towelicide

    Season 5
    Towelie
    In an effort to capture Towelie, the military destroys every towel within a thousand-mile radius.
    3,618 views 00:00:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Tynacorp

    Season 5
    Towelie
    When the boys finally make it to Tynacorp, they don't care about Towelie's history, they just want the location of their Okama Gamesphere
    5,201 views 00:01:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Military Failure

    Season 5
    Towelie
    At a secret government base, the military must admit that the fugitive towel has outsmarted them.
    2,344 views 00:00:38 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Worst Character Ever

    Season 5
    Towelie
    Towelie smokes enough pot to save the boys and get them back to playing the Okama Gamesphere again.
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    Welcome To The Party, Boys

    Season 5
    Towelie
    While trying to get their Gamesphere back, the boys wind up in the middle of an alien, towel, fake military free-for-all.
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    Trouble With Towels

    Season 5
    Towelie
    Towelie and the boys face off against an Evil Towel prototype, photon rifles, and an alien named Zytar. Don't mess with Earthlings.
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