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Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
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Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble! Gobble!
Jay Leno Thanksgiving Special
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Jay Leno visits South Park Elementary to find out what Thanksgiving means to the kids.
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2:52
Jay Leno
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Special
chin
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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All For Nothing
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
The kindergarten class perform their Thanksgiving show - which is not as extravagant as Butters warned.
17560
00:50
Garrison
Kindergarten
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Timmy
Gobbles
Thanksgiving
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Braveheart
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
4118
01:10
the mayor
evil turkeys
Chef
motivational speech
Stan
Kyle
turkey speech
horse
warrior
braveheart
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Martha Stewart Living
Season 6
Red Hot Catholic Love
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
5369
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Martha Stewart
Living
Turkey
Federal Agents
Lubricating Gel
Squat
Baste
Intero-Rectogestion
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Sports Watch
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
7303
01:44
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Terrance and Phillip
Thanksgiving Special
Sally Struthers
Ethiopian
Cheesy poofs
Africa
Full House
vas deferens
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Holiday Dinner
Season 2
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Stan's family is dead to him. The boys can't believe the Cartman family's disgusting dinner manners.
3656
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman's Mom
Stan
Cartman's Grandma
Cartman's Grandpa
Catheter Bag
Cousin Elvin
Uncle Howard
pot pie
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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00:30
Mrs.. mccormick
Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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The Battle Against The Turkeys
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
4271
01:40
starvin' marvin
Kenny
Kyle
Killed Kenny
Stan
Dr. Mephisto
Chef
Officer Barbrady
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Picking a Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up one" bound for execution.
17966
00:53
Kyle
Play
Timmy
Thanksgiving
Turkey
Gobbles
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We Found An Ethernopian
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
4984
01:31
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Mrs. Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Terrance and Phillip
starvin' marvin
Ethiopian
adoption
digital sports watch
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Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
Season 4
Helen Keller! The Musical
Alinicia, the Broadway turkey won't work with other turkeys, and Timmy won't work unless Gobbles is in the show.
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Cartman
Play
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Timmy
Clyde
Geoffrey Maynard
LaMonde
Gobbles
Helen Keller
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Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
894
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
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Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
839
01:00
gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
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Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
1050
01:18
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
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Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4609
02:15
American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
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Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1956
00:54
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
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Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3327
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
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Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
577
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
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This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
3086
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
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These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
2001
01:16
Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
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Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
205
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
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What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
828
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
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Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
275
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
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Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
258
00:42
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
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Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
560
00:26
Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
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Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
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Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
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I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
915
01:10
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
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We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
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Fleetwood Mac
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
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soldiers
celebrity
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Goat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
American Flag
Salute
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
11.07.01
Filled with American spirit, all the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to check the package for anthrax. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghan goat to its homeland and confront Osama bin Laden.
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
894
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
add to playlist
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
839
01:00
gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
add to playlist
Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
1050
01:18
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
add to playlist
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4609
02:15
American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
add to playlist
Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1956
00:54
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
add to playlist
Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3327
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
add to playlist
Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
577
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
add to playlist
This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
3086
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
2001
01:16
Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
205
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
add to playlist
What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
828
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
275
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
add to playlist
Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
258
00:42
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
add to playlist
Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
560
00:26
Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
add to playlist
Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
1228
00:52
Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
add to playlist
I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
915
01:10
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
add to playlist