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Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
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Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
lawyer
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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Cartman
minorities
future
diary
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Mexican Labor
Season 11
D-Yikes!
Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.
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Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
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Writing Eses
Season 11
D-Yikes!
The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote letters to their "eses."
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Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
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Smugglers Den
Season 10
ManBearPig
Not know that he swallowed treasure, the boys worry about Cartman's weakened condition.
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Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
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Twenty Five Cents
Season 8
Goobacks
The boys can't get jobs shoveling snow because the immigrants from the future are taking them all for a cheaper rate.
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00:35
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
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Full Fledge Retard
Season 7
I'm a Little Bit Country
In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
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Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
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We Have to Kill Kyle
Season 7
Toilet Paper
Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
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Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Butters
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Pregnant No More
Season 4
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Kenny, dressed as a young girl, buys some abortion pills.
976
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Kenny
Abortion
Pharmacy
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Find Chicks
Season 2
Clubhouses
Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
768
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Cartman
Kenny
Clubhouse
American Gladiators
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Fat, Racist, Foul-Mouthed Friend
Season 2
Spookyfish
The McCormick's enjoy a quiet evening at home during a rain storm. Goatee Cartman shows up, offering help and supplies for the storm.
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Kenny
Mr.. mccormick
Mrs.. mccormick
Cartman
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Can Opener?
Season 1
Starvin' Marvin
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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Mr.. mccormick
kevin
Kenny
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Weee! I'm a Child!
Season 13
Dead Celebrities
The boys communicate with the other side, but one spirit is in denial.
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hospital
Ike
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Michael Jackson
Billy Mays
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Peeing On Fire Doesn't Work
Season 8
Pre-School
Trent Boyett gets released from Juvenile Hall, and the Boys are terrified of his revenge. When we see a flashback to Kindergarten, we realize why.
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
11.07.01
Filled with American spirit, all the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to check the package for anthrax. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghan goat to its homeland and confront Osama bin Laden.
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
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gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
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Officer Barbrady
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Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
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Tweek
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Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
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Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
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Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
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Stan
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Goat
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Mail
Towelie
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Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
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Military Base
General
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Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
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Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
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Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
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This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
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Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
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These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
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Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
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Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
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CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
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What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
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Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
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Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
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Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
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Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
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Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
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Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
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Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
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Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
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I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
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Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
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We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
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Fleetwood Mac
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
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USO Show
General
soldiers
celebrity
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Goat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
American Flag
Salute
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She Looks Great
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
While trying to return their Afghani Goat to a military base, the boys get mixed up with Stevie Nicks.
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goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
military
U.S. Military
Army
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