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Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
20986
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
13990
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
79399
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
2936
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
1194
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
9954
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
2044
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
1489
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14703
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
2186
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
639
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
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Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
658
01:00
gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
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Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
770
01:18
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
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Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4514
02:15
American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
add to playlist
Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1290
00:54
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
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Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3183
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
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Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
472
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
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This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
2978
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
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These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
727
01:16
Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
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Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
75
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
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What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
148
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
122
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
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Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
109
00:42
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
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Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
391
00:26
Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
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Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
712
00:52
Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
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I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
536
01:10
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
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We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
217
00:32
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
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Fleetwood Mac
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
439
01:03
USO Show
General
soldiers
celebrity
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Goat
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
American Flag
Salute
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
11.07.01
Filled with American spirit, all the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to check the package for anthrax. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghan goat to its homeland and confront Osama bin Laden.
Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
639
01:15
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
gas masks
Butters
Small Pox
Anthrax
Officer Barbrady
The Thrax
Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors
whoppers
add to playlist
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
658
01:00
gas masks
Lock
Afghanistan
Tweek
Ms. Choksondik
Cartman
Wendy
Towel heads
afghan people
send a dollar
sand monkeys
chocolate milk
add to playlist
Afghan South Park
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
770
01:18
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Afghanistan
Bombs
Afghan Versions
Basketball
Blows Up
Movie
Dollar
add to playlist
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
4514
02:15
American Flag
stan's mom
Newscast
Stan
randy marsh
CNN
Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
Military
Bomb Squad
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Tweek
Goat
Anthrax
add to playlist
Towelie Ban
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
1290
00:54
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Post Office
Mail
Towelie
Wanna Get High
add to playlist
Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
3183
01:40
Military Base
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
soldiers
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Afghanistan
add to playlist
Oh God It Was Horrible
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
472
00:56
Afghanistan
Military Base
Plane
General
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
farts
vomit
add to playlist
This Like East Denver
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
2978
02:33
Afghanistan
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Flintstones
Flag Burning
Jawa
Sand People
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
These People Are Insane
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
727
01:16
Afghanistan
Mountain
Cave
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Taliban
Al Qaeda
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Terrorist Related Aids
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
75
01:14
CNN
Osama bin Laden
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Stan's Dad
Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban
randy marsh
Sharon Marsh
add to playlist
What's Up Bin Laden
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
148
01:12
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
birthday party
Military
Gunfight
Afghan Versions
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
pray
Sledgehammer
kiss
Osama bin Laden
add to playlist
Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
122
00:30
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Goat
add to playlist
Tiny Ain't It
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
109
00:42
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
Small Penis
add to playlist
Buttholes
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
391
00:26
Gunfight
Kyle
Stan
Afghan Versions
Afghanistan
Pakistan
Taliban
Stevie Nicks
butt-holes
add to playlist
Bin Laden Loves A Camel
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
712
00:52
Elmer Fudd
Bugs Bunny
Looney Tunes
Osama bin Laden
Cartman
In Drag
camel
kiss
Propose
Barbra Streisand
add to playlist
I've Got Stevie Nicks
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
536
01:10
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Afghan Version
Civilization
Gunfight
Soldier
Goat
Stevie Nicks
Osama bin Laden
camel
add to playlist
We Still Hate You
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
217
00:32
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
add to playlist
Fleetwood Mac
Season 5
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
439
01:03
USO Show
General
soldiers
celebrity
Stevie Nicks