Tiny Ain't It

Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.

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  1. About the Episode

    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants Episode Air Date: Filled with American spirit, all the children of South Park Elementary have sent their dollars to the children of Afghanistan. When the boys receive a package from the kids they sent the money to, personnel from every government agency descend upon the town to check the package for anthrax. As a result, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are forced to return an Afghan goat to its homeland and confront Osama bin Laden.
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    Big Brown Package From Afghanistan

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    When Stan receives a big brown package from Afghanistan in exchange for his dollar, his parents call the bomb squad. The content of the package turns out to be a live goat.
    7,500 views 00:02:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

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    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    Soldiers at the military base think the boys' goat is Stevie Nicks, so they're able to sneak the goat onto a military plane to Afghanistan.
    10,895 views 00:01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    This Like East Denver

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The boys find the home of the goat's original owners, and learn the sentiments behind the gift: a strong sense of obligation and bitter hatred.
    5,884 views 00:02:33 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Remember When Life Used To Be Simple?

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The boys, except Butters, wear gas masks as a safety precaution against small pox and anthrax.
    4,548 views 00:01:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!

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    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    Cartman doesn't understand why he should donate a dollar to the Afghans because he's innocent civilians.
    8,494 views 00:01:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Afghan South Park

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    Four children in Afghanistan -- who look a lot like Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny -- are the lucky recipients of a dollar each in U.S. aid.
    8,838 views 00:01:18 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Towelie Ban

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The boys try to send the goat back to Afghanistan, but the Post Office won't fly over that area. Towelie wants to get high.
    29,165 views 00:00:54 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Oh God It Was Horrible

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The boys survive twenty hours trapped in a small, unventilated space with Cartman's farts.
    2,464 views 00:00:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    These People Are Insane

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    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The boys become part of one of Osama bin Laden's videos.
    12,546 views 00:01:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Terrorist Related Aids

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    When Osama releases his tape showing that he's holding the boys and the goat hostage, the country is outraged that the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks.
    2,210 views 00:01:14 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    What's Up Bin Laden

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The U.S. military attacks Osama bin Laden's hideout while the boys' Afghan versions come to rescue them.
    10,321 views 00:01:12 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Oh Allah--They Killed Kenny!

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The Taliban and U.S. forces continue to shoot at each other, also killing Kenny and Afghan Kenny. Stan and Afghan Stan argue over who started this war.
    3,737 views 00:00:30 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Tiny Ain't It

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    Cartman reveals that the conflict in the Middle East is all about Osama bin Laden's small penis.
    5,690 views 00:00:42 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Buttholes

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    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    The Afghan boys reveal that everyone in Pakistan and Afghanistan hate Americans because Americans don't realize that everyone hates them.
    2,117 views 00:00:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Bin Laden Loves A Camel

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    Osama bin Laden is more attracted to a camel than Cartman in drag.
    29,011 views 00:00:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    I've Got Stevie Nicks

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    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    Cartman kills Osama bin Laden by dressing him like Uncle Sam, handing him a stick of dynamite and telling him it's a microphone.
    19,414 views 00:01:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    We Still Hate You

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    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    With the Taliban toppled and Osama bin Laden dead, the Afghan boys bid their American counterparts a bittersweet farewell.
    1,649 views 00:00:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Fleetwood Mac

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    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    As Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac entertain the victorious troops, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman salute the American flag.
    8,245 views 00:01:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    She Looks Great

    Season 5
    Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    While trying to return their Afghani Goat to a military base, the boys get mixed up with Stevie Nicks.
    7,222 views 00:01:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist