Poor Thing

Kyle can't believe Cousin Kyle is back already and has no idea that he was intentionally tied a bus heading for Connecticut.

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  1. About the Episode

    The Entity Episode Air Date: Mr. Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general and invents his own transportation device. Anticipation for the new machine, a closely guarded secret, builds to a frenzy. Meanwhile, Kyle's cousin Kyle visits South Park from Connecticut. Kyle realizes he'll have to bribe Cartman not to make fun of the new kid.
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    Learn & Focus

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Cartman tries to convince Kyle that his comment about sending Cousin Kyle to a concentration camp was an honest mistake.
    11,905 views 00:01:49 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Air Antarctica

    Season 5
    The Entity
    The boys take Cousin Kyle to the airport to "play hide and seek," and ship him to Antarctica. Kenny gets killed by security over a toenail clipping.
    4,937 views 00:01:24 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Hick-Jock-Rednecks

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Cousin Kyle is going home. He invested in Mr. Garrison's IT, and when it flopped he got a bailout check for five million dollars.
    4,551 views 00:01:27 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kyle and Kyle Two

    Season 5
    The Entity
    The ridiculous lines at the airport are infuriating Mr. Garrison. Kyle's cousin Kyle arrives from the East Coast.
    176,168 views 00:01:07 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Sally Sassalot

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Mr. Garrison missed his flight and is now completely fed up with the airlines and challenges everyone to bet he can't come up with a better mode of transportation.
    5,751 views 00:01:17 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    The Same Blood

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Cousin Kyle is visiting because he's having a hard time at home and is going to have to rely on Kyle to fit in at school.
    19,125 views 00:01:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Check Out His Hot Balls, Too

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat get inspiration for their new traveling machine from Enrique Iglesias' gyrations.
    4,585 views 00:00:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    What The Hell Was That?

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Kyle offers Cartman $40 not to rip on his cousin and refrain from the Jew jokes. Meanwhile, it looks like Mr. Garrison has completed his invention.
    48,372 views 00:01:22 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Concentration Camp

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Mrs. Choksondik has Cousin Kyle introduce himself to the class and Cartman just can't make it without a Jewish joke.
    27,589 views 00:01:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    IT

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Mr. Garrison has invented a top secret, revolutionary travel device that he will only show to the richest people in the world. The general population's curiosity has peaked.
    41,270 views 00:01:02 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Flexi-Grips

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport.
    115,882 views 00:01:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Stereotype

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Cousin Kyle has been in town for two weeks now and is driving everyone crazy and wrecking Kyle's image.
    8,960 views 00:00:48 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    It Beats Dealing With The Airline Companies

    Season 5
    The Entity
    IT is finally available for purchase. Mr. Garrison assists various townspeople with their test drives.
    14,755 views 00:00:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Sledding to Connecticut

    Season 5
    The Entity
    The boys put cousin Kyle on a sled and attach it to the back of a bus bound for Connecticut.
    2,320 views 00:00:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    IT's Better Than Flying

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Millions of Americans are now traveling with IT. John Travolta even endorses the new device.
    16,029 views 00:00:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Poor Thing

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Kyle can't believe Cousin Kyle is back already and has no idea that he was intentionally tied a bus heading for Connecticut.
    1,866 views 00:00:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Not In My Ass or Mouth

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Randy Marsh discovers IT can be operated by buttons on the side of the vehicle and wonders why he can't purchase one without the compromising flexi-grips.
    15,241 views 00:00:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    IT's Illegal

    Season 5
    The Entity
    The Government shuts down Mr. Garrison's dealership because they're putting airline business in jeopardy. Cousin Kyle makes it back to South Park. Again.
    3,712 views 00:01:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Introducing The IT

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Garrison's new mode of transportation will change the way you think and travel. Just watch out for that third Flexi-Grip...
    23,911 views 00:01:26 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    You're Gonna Feel A Little Pinch

    Season 5
    The Entity
    Meet the IT -- a high-tech mode of transportation that attacks your mouth and infiltrates your anus. But hey...it still beats dealing with the airlines.
    11,128 views 00:00:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist