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No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
908
01:06
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
Season 5
Cripple Fight
To get support, the boys have Jimmy do a stand-up routine. When Timmy refuses to be a volunteer, they fight.
39355
03:33
Jimmy
Gay Rights
Timmy
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Butters
Fist Fight
protest
Cripple Fight
attention Shoppers
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Cartman Fights a Midget
Season 11
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Cartman and Dr. Nelson go toe to toe in a bare chested brawl where Cartman dominates.
7111
01:01
Stan
token
Butters
Cartman
Fist Fight
Kyle
Craig
Midget
Disturbed
Down With Sickness
WWF
Dr. Nelson
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The Battle
Season 11
D-Yikes!
The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.
4372
01:48
Garrison
Bar
300
Les Bos
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The Fight Begins
Season 3
Tweek Vs. Craig
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
4090
01:48
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Stan
Tweek
Craig
Clyde
Fight
Mr. Adler
suicide
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Hospital Fight
Season 3
Tweek Vs. Craig
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
935
00:53
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Nurse
Tweek
Craig
Hell's Pass Hospital
Hooters
Fight
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Battle in the Breastriary
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald and Kenny face off in a battle for the Locknar trophy.
9780
2:04
Heavy Metal
Kyle's dad
Gerald Broflovski
Kenny
fight
Radar Rider
Riggs
Buzzed
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Easter Bunnies vs. Ninjas
Season 11
Fantastic Easter Special
The Hare Club for Men is about to tell Stan the secret of Easter when ninjas attack them.
48379
03:30
Religion
randy marsh
Stan
Grandpa Marsh
Easter
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No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
908
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
add to playlist
Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
4011
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
693
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
4785
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
1137
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
69260
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
976
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
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In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
523
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
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Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
2225
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
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Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
895
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
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So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
1642
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
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Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
3081
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
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Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
670
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
6000
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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Child Abduction is Not Funny
07.24.02
The parents of South Park will do anything to protect their children from kidnappers. They hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok, Mr. Twang, to build a Great Wall around the city. They equip their children with Kid Trackers and even follow them to school. Just as Mr. Twang is almost finished with the wall, Mongolians arrive to try and break through. When a study reveals that nine out of ten abduction cases are committed by the mother or the father, the parents send their kids out on their own so
No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
908
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
add to playlist
Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
4011
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
693
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
add to playlist
The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
4785
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
add to playlist
Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
1137
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
add to playlist
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
69260
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
add to playlist
Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
976
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
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In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
523
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
add to playlist
Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
2225
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
add to playlist
Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
895
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
add to playlist
So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
1642
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
add to playlist
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
3081
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
add to playlist
Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
670
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
add to playlist
I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
6000
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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