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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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Insanely Good Sense
Season 13
The F Word
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny make thier case during a public hearing.
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01:17
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
bikers
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Getting Away From It All
Season 13
The F Word
Everyone's lovely weekend is ruined by bikers.
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Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
bikers
Randy
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Kyle's dad
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Brub Brrub Brrrrub!
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers show everyone how they roll.
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02:19
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Cartman
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We're Turning Some Heads!
Season 13
The F Word
Distraught over what people are saying, the bikers realize what they must do.
2638
01:46
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basketball
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Ike
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We Have Had It
Season 13
The F Word
The boys call a meeting to discuss the growing biker problem.
2016
01:35
Jimmy
Cartman
KFC
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Clyde
Token
Butters
bikers
crap
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You Guys Smell That?
Season 13
The F Word
The boys put their plan into action.
3000
01:26
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Big Gay Al
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That Was Us!
Season 13
The F Word
School officials want to find out who's been causing all the recent "vandalism."
1485
01:08
the mayor
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Mr. Mackey
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Shhhh!
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers head to the library to figure out what's going on.
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01:23
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homosexuals
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Adapting to the New Meaning
Season 13
The F Word
The whole town unites behind the new word for "bikers."
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02:08
Big Gay Al
Mr. Slave
Gays
bikers
News
the mayor
Priest Maxi
motorcycles
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Change the Definition
Season 13
The F Word
The Mayor confronts the boys over the trouble they've caused. Meanwhile, the bikers rally to put an end to their persecution.
1099
01:53
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the mayor
News
dictionary
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
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Discerning and Undisputable
Season 13
The F Word
The town gathers in anticipation of the Dictionary Officials' verdict.
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01:47
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Gays
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
bikers
motorcycles
Emmanuel Lewis
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Bike-Curious
Season 13
The F Word
The bikers want to prove their toughness, and Biker Butters joins their cause.
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01:27
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Kenny
Cartman
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Big Gay Al
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Embracing Who We Are
Season 13
The F Word
At last, the Dictionary Officals reach their final verdict.
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01:34
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motorcycles
dictionary
definition
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
history
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Preview - What Did You Say?
Season 13
The F Word
Cartman confronts the Harley Riders.
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No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
2442
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
6552
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
2171
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
5851
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
6645
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
91352
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
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Mongolians
Randy
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Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
1876
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
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Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
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In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
1006
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
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Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
10730
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
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Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
1721
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
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So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
6427
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
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Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
3515
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
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Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
1678
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
8100
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Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
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Kyle
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Butters
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SouthParkVictoria
Bang you're Dead Tweek
Poor Tweek. He's soo cute. ^_^
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xTweekersx
Bang You're Dead
Poor Tweek always having to deal with shit like that xD
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EricCartman4real
lol
lol poor tweak he's always tripping
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CraigxTweek_XD
Gyah, "BANG?!"
That's so cruel! Gah, mean Mr Tweak.
Though I would have said the same thing..
Everyone else is saying this, but I might as well too: Poor Tweek.
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rock-princess_1997
tweek is hot
tweek is soooo hot and awsome
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Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
6552
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Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
2171
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Cartman
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Stan
Tweek
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Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
5851
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Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
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Policemen
Abductor
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
6644
00:49
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Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
91352
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
add to playlist
Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
1876
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
add to playlist
In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
1006
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
add to playlist
Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
10730
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
add to playlist
Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
1721
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
add to playlist
So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
6427
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
add to playlist
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
3515
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
add to playlist
Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
1678
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
add to playlist
I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
8100
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
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Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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