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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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02:10
Stan
Jimmy
Kyle
Piss
Pee
swim
Cartman
minorities
Butters
2012
diary
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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01:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Stan's Dad
Kenny
Jimmy
Butters
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
Piss
water park
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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02:12
Cartman
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Song
minorities
water park
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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01:48
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Jimmy
Butters
Kenny
Pi Pi's Splashtown
minorities
water park
2012
math
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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01:29
scientist
Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
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Pee
Piss
Pi Pi
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pi Pi
Pi Pi's Splashtown
2012
Kenny
Kyle
Pee
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Cartman
flood
minorities
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
water park
police
scientist
Stan's Dad
Randy
monkey
Piss
Pee
Fire Marshal
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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01:27
Randy
Sharon
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Pi Pi's Splashtown
monkey
Pee
Piss
scientist
Fire Marshal
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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01:27
Pi Pi
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Piss
Pee
shower
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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01:23
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minorities
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diary
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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01:03
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
Pi Pi
Pee
Piss
water park
The Abyss
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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01:48
scientist
Stan's Dad
Fire Marshal
monkey
Piss
Pee
Pi Pi's Splashtown
banana
Kurt Russell
Randy
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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01:42
Kyle
Pee
Piss
Pi Pi's Splashtown
Pi Pi
Stan
Jimmy
Butters
Stan's Dad
Randy
Fire Marshal
banana
2012
Cartman
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
6687
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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Closing
Season 2
Gnomes
John Postem realizes that South Park will never love Harbucks the way he does. He decides to close down the shop.
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Tweek
Mr. Tweak
John Postem
Harbucks
closing
Sanchez
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Free Hat
Season 6
Free Hat
Stan advertises for a film rally. Cartman tells him it won't work if a prize isn't offered.
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01:05
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Tweek
Sign
Free Hat
Meditate
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
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01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
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02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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COFFEEE
Season 2
Gnomes
The boys and Tweek drink a lot of coffee. Mr. Tweek comes in with a report he wrote for them. The gnomes show up, but Tweek is the only one who sees them.
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02:02
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Tweek
coffee
Tweek's room
Mr. Tweak
Gnomes
jacked up
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You Hate Children
Season 2
Gnomes
The first advertisement promoting Prop. 10 is unveiled. Mrs. Tweek feels that the boys are being used, and she calls out her husband.
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01:22
America
Kenny
Kyle
Cartman
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Politics
sell-out
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Tweek Bros.
Season 2
Gnomes
John Postem from Harbucks tries to buy Mr. Tweek's coffee shop. Mr. Tweek refuses, but Postem makes it clear that the bidding war is not over.
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Tweek Bros.
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Mixed Signals
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
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SouthParkVictoria
Bang you're Dead Tweek
Poor Tweek. He's soo cute. ^_^
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xTweekersx
Bang You're Dead
Poor Tweek always having to deal with shit like that xD
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EricCartman4real
lol
lol poor tweak he's always tripping
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CraigxTweek_XD
Gyah, "BANG?!"
That's so cruel! Gah, mean Mr Tweak.
Though I would have said the same thing..
Everyone else is saying this, but I might as well too: Poor Tweek.
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rock-princess_1997
tweek is hot
tweek is soooo hot and awsome
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Child Abduction is Not Funny
07.24.02
The parents of South Park will do anything to protect their children from kidnappers. They hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok, Mr. Twang, to build a Great Wall around the city. They equip their children with Kid Trackers and even follow them to school. Just as Mr. Twang is almost finished with the wall, Mongolians arrive to try and break through. When a study reveals that nine out of ten abduction cases are committed by the mother or the father, the parents send their kids out on their own so
No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
2501
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
6687
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
5881
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
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the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
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Wall
kyle's mom
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
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Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
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Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
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Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
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In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
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Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
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Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
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Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
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Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
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So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
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Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
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Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
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Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
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Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
1728
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
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Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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