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I Don't Know You!

Season 6

Child Abduction is Not Funny

Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.

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  1. Child Abduction is Not Funny 07.24.02 The parents of South Park will do anything to protect their children from kidnappers. They hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok, Mr. Twang, to build a Great Wall around the city. They equip their children with Kid Trackers and even follow them to school. Just as Mr. Twang is almost finished with the wall, Mongolians arrive to try and break through. When a study reveals that nine out of ten abduction cases are committed by the mother or the father, the parents send their kids out on their own so
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    The Ghost of Human Kindness

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    The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
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    Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You

    Season 6
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    A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
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    I Learned Mongolian In College

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
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    No Child is Safe

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
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    Bang you're Dead Tweek

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
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    I Don't Know You!

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
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    Rabble Rabble Rabble

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
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    City Wok Guy's Great Wall

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
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    Child Tracker

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
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    In Our Own Backyard

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
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    Mongolian Eradicator

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
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    Worse Than Child Tracker

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
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    So Hot and Sticky

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
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    Keep Lickin', Dog

    Season 6
    Child Abduction is Not Funny
    The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
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