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Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
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00:51
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Olympic Nightmare
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
24085
1:22
China
Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Chinese
Olympics
2008 Summer Olympics
Nightmare
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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
4242
1:58
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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Somebody Do Something!
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
14141
1:01
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy
Stan
Butters
Clyde
Nightmare
puke
Movies
parody
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
3588
2:05
P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
Disguise
ALF
American Liberation Front
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
2843
1:56
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
P.F. Chang's
gun
dick
lame
Hostage
American Liberation Front
ALF
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
1256
1:35
P.F. Chang's
Chinese
Cartman
Butters
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
police
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
1371
1:11
P.F. Chang's
Cartman
Butters
Chinese
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
179149
0:06
Cartman
Chinese
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
206722
0:15
Stan
Kyle
Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
313590
2:31
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
internet
Chocolate Rain
Star Wars Kid
Sneezing Panda
Tron Guy
Numa Numa Guy
Dramatic Look Gopher
Leave Britney Alone Guy
Afro Ninja
money
Laughing Baby
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
62513
1:18
Special Report
Cheesing
cat
Kyle's dad
Gerald Broflovski
kyle's mom
Sheila broflovski
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
57151
2:16
Canada
strike
Ike
Terrance
Phillip
Butters
Stan
Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
767674
1:02
Butters
dance
songs
internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
154528
1:21
Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
5453
0
Cartman
Jimmy Buffet
AIDS
HIV
Cartman's Mom
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
7113
1:55
Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's dad
Heavy Metal
parody
cheese
Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
4397
2:51
Stan
Kyle
Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
field trip
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No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
906
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
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Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
4003
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
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I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
691
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
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The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
4784
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
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Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
1130
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
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City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
69204
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
974
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
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In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
523
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
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Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
2209
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
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Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
892
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
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So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
1627
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
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Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
3079
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
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Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
666
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
5993
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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Child Abduction is Not Funny
07.24.02
The parents of South Park will do anything to protect their children from kidnappers. They hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok, Mr. Twang, to build a Great Wall around the city. They equip their children with Kid Trackers and even follow them to school. Just as Mr. Twang is almost finished with the wall, Mongolians arrive to try and break through. When a study reveals that nine out of ten abduction cases are committed by the mother or the father, the parents send their kids out on their own so
No Child is Safe
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Every news channel in South Park is reporting on dangers to children. A Tweek's parents put locks on his windows and door.
906
01:06
Tweek
News
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Tweek's Parents
News 4
School Shooting
Strangers
Not Safe
Idaho
add to playlist
Bang you're Dead Tweek
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek gets put to the test by his dad. He pulls a gun on him to prove that anyone could be an abductor.
4003
01:08
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
add to playlist
I Don't Know You!
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tweek is paranoid that every person on the street could be a child abductor waiting to kill him.
691
01:02
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Movie
Men in Black 2
Ticket Taker Man
Train Tracks
Paralyzed
add to playlist
The Ghost of Human Kindness
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The Ghost of Human Kindness visits Tweek late at night and shows him that not all people are bad. He turns out to be a child abductor.
4784
02:17
Tweek
Mr. Tweak
Mrs.. tweak
Retirement Home
Strangers
Murderers and Abductors
Frederick Johnson
Policemen
Abductor
add to playlist
Rabble Rabble Rabble
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The people of South Park demand that something be done to protect their children. They don't know what else to do.
1130
00:49
the mayor
randy marsh
Uncle jimbo
Gerald Broflovski
Mrs.Broflovski
Abductors
Wall
kyle's mom
add to playlist
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
69204
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
add to playlist
Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
All the boys have to wear Child Tracker helmets because Tweek got kidnapped. When Tuong Lu Kim finishes his city wall, the Mongolians attack again.
974
01:45
Stan
Randy and Sharon Marsh
Cartman
Kyle
Tweek
Child Tracker
Electric Device
Location
Mongolians
Tuong Lu Kim
Stan's Dad
add to playlist
In Our Own Backyard
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Studies show children are usually abducted by someone they know. The wall is keeping strangers out but the kids still aren't safe.
523
01:36
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Ball Game
Pizza
Great Wall
City Wall
Good Friends
Child Abductions
Whistlin' Willies
add to playlist
Mongolian Eradicator
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim's missile is no match for the Mongolians' flaming baseball .
2209
01:08
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Mongolian Missile Defense System
City Wall
Baseball
Mongolian Eradicator
add to playlist
Worse Than Child Tracker
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The parents have resorted to attending school with their children. Even Mr. Mackey's parents follow him to school.
892
00:51
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Parents
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey's Parents
Child Tracker
Fat Ass
stupid Jew
add to playlist
So Hot and Sticky
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
1627
01:16
Tuong Lu Kim
Mongolians
Sweet and Sour
Pork
Mongolian Trojan Horse
City Wall
Wall
add to playlist
Goodbye Kids, We'll Never Forget You
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A new study reveals that nine out of ten children are abducted by their own parents. So the children are sent off on their own where their parents can't find them.
3079
01:55
Tweek's Parents
kyle's mom
Gerald Broflovski
Sharon Marsh
Stan
randy marsh
Sheila broflovski
Kyle
Ike
News 4
Manhattan
Mrs. Clinton's Ass
Child Abductions
add to playlist
Keep Lickin', Dog
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
The rate of child abductions has declined because parents have no idea where their children are. The children have joined the Mongolian tribe.
666
01:13
Tuong Lu Kim
Dog
Mr. and Sharon Marsh
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
No More Abductions
Safe
New City
New Life
add to playlist
I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
5993
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
add to playlist