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A Really Important Quest
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
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Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
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The Lame Debate
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
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Pearl Harbor
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
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Inside the Snizz
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The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
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Token has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
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You Shall Not Paaaaaa
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
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Onto Double Penetration Boys...
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.
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The Quest Begins
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The Boys must journey to the house of a boy known as Butters to deliver a sacred item. Plus, Randy rented a porno.
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Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
With the boys chasing dragons, Stan's parents comment on the remarkably high production value of the porno they've rented.
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters has been looking forward to watching "The Lord of the Rings." He watches the porno instead.
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A Really Important Quest
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
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One Tape
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.
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Sixth Graders
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On their way back to Stan's house, the boys must confront the sixth graders. Meanwhile, Stan and Butters' parents confront butters.
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
While the boys hide in the woods from the sixth graders, their parents assess just how bad a porn movie is.
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Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
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Feragon, Asshole
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The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
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The Sixth-graders ride in search of the porn, the Council of Fourth Grade meets to discuss the movie's future.
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With the parents and the sixth graders on their trail, the boys must journey far, to the Two Towers video store, to send the dreaded "One Movie" back from whence it came.
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Still in pursuit of their children, the parents of South Park must get directions from Jimmy.
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
11.13.02
The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the tape from the boys.
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Token has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
6717
01:55
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Craig
Jimmy
Filmore
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Lord of the Rings
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Back Door Sluts 9
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You Shall Not Paaaaaa
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
12799
02:04
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Craig
Jimmy
Filmore
Lord of the Rings
The Two Towers
Porno
Butters
Gollum
Sixth Graders
Gandalf
Tolkien
add to playlist
Onto Double Penetration Boys...
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.
4264
02:45
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Sixth Graders
Butters
Gollum
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Cartman's Mom
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The Quest Begins
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The Boys must journey to the house of a boy known as Butters to deliver a sacred item. Plus, Randy rented a porno.
1117
00:50
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Stan's Dad
Quest
Porno
Pornography
porn
Lord of the Rings
add to playlist
Hottest Porno Ever Made
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
With the boys chasing dragons, Stan's parents comment on the remarkably high production value of the porno they've rented.
1760
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Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Porno
Lingerie
Lord of the Rings
Hottest Porno Ever Made
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Spank That Ass
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters has been looking forward to watching "The Lord of the Rings." He watches the porno instead.
1541
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Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Quest
Lord of the Rings
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A Really Important Quest
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
540
01:01
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Stan's Dad
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Quest
Lord of the Rings
Porno
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One Tape
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.
763
01:08
Butters
Porno
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Lord of the Rings
Hump
Gollum
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Sixth Graders
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
On their way back to Stan's house, the boys must confront the sixth graders. Meanwhile, Stan and Butters' parents confront butters.
566
01:45
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
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Gollum
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BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
While the boys hide in the woods from the sixth graders, their parents assess just how bad a porn movie is.
1166
01:39
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Cartman's Mom
Back Door Sluts 9
Butters
Gollum
add to playlist
Feragon, Asshole
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
799
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Clyde
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Paladin w/ A High Constitution
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The Sixth-graders ride in search of the porn, the Council of Fourth Grade meets to discuss the movie's future.
486
01:22
Sixth Graders
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
Clyde
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Timmy
Jimmy
Ike
Craig
token
Tweek
Filmore
kevin
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
add to playlist
Talonguard The Black
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
With the parents and the sixth graders on their trail, the boys must journey far, to the Two Towers video store, to send the dreaded "One Movie" back from whence it came.
531
01:34
Sixth Graders
kyle's mom
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
Clyde
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Timmy
Jimmy
Ike
Craig
token
Tweek
Filmore
Kenny's Soul
Lord of the Rings
add to playlist
The Butters
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Still in pursuit of their children, the parents of South Park must get directions from Jimmy.
997
01:34
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny's Soul
Lord of the Rings
The Two Towers
Porno
Butters
Gollum
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Cartman's Mom
Jimmy
add to playlist
The Hottest Porno Ever Made
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Randy sends the boys off on a Lord of the Rings quest so he can watch a porno with Sharon.
6
2:17
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Collection
Randy
Sharon
porno
Lord of the Rings
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