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Feragon, Asshole
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
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Olympic Nightmare
Season 12
The China Probrem
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
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Cartman
Cartman's Mom
Chinese
Olympics
2008 Summer Olympics
Nightmare
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I Can't Keep Doing This
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman brings his Chinese fears to the Boys, but Kyle has something bigger on his mind.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Chinese
Bus Stop
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Somebody Do Something!
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle has a nightmare about the last Indiana Jones movie.
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Kenny
Jimmy
Stan
Butters
Clyde
Nightmare
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Movies
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Bing Bing Harro Prease
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters infiltrate the Chinese stronghold (better known as P.F. Changs).
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Cartman
Butters
Chinese
Disguise
ALF
American Liberation Front
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That's Just Weak
Season 12
The China Probrem
The A.L.F. Plan is compromised when the American traitors see through Cartman and Butters' disguises.
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Butters
Chinese
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ALF
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How High Up Does This Thing Go
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters realize they can't trust anyone. Even the Police.
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Chinese
Cartman
Butters
gun
dick
American Liberation Front
ALF
police
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It's Not Where I Aimed
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman's call with the President is interrupted by Butters' wild gunplay.
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Cartman
Butters
Chinese
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American Liberation Front
ALF
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Chinese
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Kyle
Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
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Kyle
Cartman
Butters
internet
Chocolate Rain
Star Wars Kid
Sneezing Panda
Tron Guy
Numa Numa Guy
Dramatic Look Gopher
Leave Britney Alone Guy
Afro Ninja
money
Laughing Baby
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
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Cheesing
cat
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Gerald Broflovski
kyle's mom
Sheila broflovski
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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strike
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Terrance
Phillip
Butters
Stan
Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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songs
internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
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How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Jimmy Buffet
AIDS
HIV
Cartman's Mom
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
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Kyle's dad
Heavy Metal
parody
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Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
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Kyle
Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
field trip
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The Quest Begins
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The Boys must journey to the house of a boy known as Butters to deliver a sacred item. Plus, Randy rented a porno.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Stan's Dad
Quest
Porno
Pornography
porn
Lord of the Rings
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Hottest Porno Ever Made
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
With the boys chasing dragons, Stan's parents comment on the remarkably high production value of the porno they've rented.
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Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Porno
Lingerie
Lord of the Rings
Hottest Porno Ever Made
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Spank That Ass
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters has been looking forward to watching "The Lord of the Rings." He watches the porno instead.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Quest
Lord of the Rings
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Butters
Porno
Hottest Porno Ever Made
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A Really Important Quest
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
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Stan's Dad
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Cartman
Quest
Lord of the Rings
Porno
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One Tape
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.
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Porno
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Cartman
Lord of the Rings
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Gollum
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Sixth Graders
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
On their way back to Stan's house, the boys must confront the sixth graders. Meanwhile, Stan and Butters' parents confront butters.
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Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Butters
Gollum
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BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
While the boys hide in the woods from the sixth graders, their parents assess just how bad a porn movie is.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Cartman's Mom
Back Door Sluts 9
Butters
Gollum
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Feragon, Asshole
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
977
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Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
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Clyde
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Paladin w/ A High Constitution
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The Sixth-graders ride in search of the porn, the Council of Fourth Grade meets to discuss the movie's future.
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Sixth Graders
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Star Wars
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Talonguard The Black
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
With the parents and the sixth graders on their trail, the boys must journey far, to the Two Towers video store, to send the dreaded "One Movie" back from whence it came.
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Sixth Graders
kyle's mom
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
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Cartman
Timmy
Jimmy
Ike
Craig
token
Tweek
Filmore
Kenny's Soul
Lord of the Rings
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When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Token has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
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Kyle
Cartman
Craig
Jimmy
Filmore
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Lord of the Rings
Cartman's Mom
Token's Dad
Token's Mom
token
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
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You Shall Not Paaaaaa
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
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Tolkien
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The Butters
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Still in pursuit of their children, the parents of South Park must get directions from Jimmy.
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Cartman
Kenny's Soul
Lord of the Rings
The Two Towers
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Gollum
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Cartman's Mom
Jimmy
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Onto Double Penetration Boys...
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.
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Cartman
Lord of the Rings
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Butters
Gollum
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Cartman's Mom
sex
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The Hottest Porno Ever Made
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Randy sends the boys off on a Lord of the Rings quest so he can watch a porno with Sharon.
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
11.13.02
The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the tape from the boys.
The Quest Begins
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The Boys must journey to the house of a boy known as Butters to deliver a sacred item. Plus, Randy rented a porno.
1374
00:50
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Stan's Dad
Quest
Porno
Pornography
porn
Lord of the Rings
add to playlist
Hottest Porno Ever Made
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
With the boys chasing dragons, Stan's parents comment on the remarkably high production value of the porno they've rented.
2118
01:26
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Porno
Lingerie
Lord of the Rings
Hottest Porno Ever Made
add to playlist
Spank That Ass
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters has been looking forward to watching "The Lord of the Rings." He watches the porno instead.
1803
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Wizard
Ranger
Paladin
Quest
Lord of the Rings
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Butters
Porno
Hottest Porno Ever Made
add to playlist
A Really Important Quest
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
644
01:01
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Quest
Lord of the Rings
Porno
add to playlist
One Tape
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.
982
01:08
Butters
Porno
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Lord of the Rings
Hump
Gollum
add to playlist
Sixth Graders
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
On their way back to Stan's house, the boys must confront the sixth graders. Meanwhile, Stan and Butters' parents confront butters.
661
01:45
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Butters
Gollum
add to playlist
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
While the boys hide in the woods from the sixth graders, their parents assess just how bad a porn movie is.
1529
01:39
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Butters' Dad
Butters' Mom
Cartman's Mom
Back Door Sluts 9
Butters
Gollum
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Feragon, Asshole
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
977
00:54
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Sixth Graders
Lord of the Rings
Porno
Clyde
add to playlist
Paladin w/ A High Constitution
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The Sixth-graders ride in search of the porn, the Council of Fourth Grade meets to discuss the movie's future.
603
01:22
Sixth Graders
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
Clyde
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Timmy
Jimmy
Ike
Craig
token
Tweek
Filmore
kevin
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
add to playlist
Talonguard The Black
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
With the parents and the sixth graders on their trail, the boys must journey far, to the Two Towers video store, to send the dreaded "One Movie" back from whence it came.
710
01:34
Sixth Graders
kyle's mom
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
Clyde
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Timmy
Jimmy
Ike
Craig
token
Tweek
Filmore
Kenny's Soul
Lord of the Rings
add to playlist
When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Token has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
6847
01:55
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Craig
Jimmy
Filmore
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
Lord of the Rings
Cartman's Mom
Token's Dad
Token's Mom
token
Porno
Back Door Sluts 9
add to playlist
You Shall Not Paaaaaa
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
13397
02:04
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Craig
Jimmy
Filmore
Lord of the Rings
The Two Towers
Porno
Butters
Gollum
Sixth Graders
Gandalf
Tolkien