Death by Wiffle Bat

Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.

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  2. fubartattoos It is unwise to cross Don Cartmanlioni The Jew sleeps with the fishes Reply
  3. OmgGLaDOSKilledKenny Death by Wiffle Bat how many wiffle bat whacks does it take to get to the chewy center of kyle's head? the world may never know..... Reply
  4. ronaldprettyman genius this was so fucking funny, "I'm killing you, but unfortunately I could only afford a whiffle ball bat" Reply
  5. Katie6623 Death by Wiffle Bat I love the noise of the wiffle bat wen it hits Kyle's head
    lol
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  6. UnfornateDeath!X Lol! Cartman: "I'm killing you. But unforntaly i could only afford a Wiffle Bat so it could take a while. *Hit*

    Kyle: "Cartman!"

    Cartman: "Won't be long now Kyle, just sleep into sweet unciousnes."

    Kyle: "You wanna kill me? Fine. I cant live like this anymore. Go ahead!"

    *Hits with Wiffle bat.*

    Cartman: "Won't be long now Kyle."

    *Still hitting with Wiffle Bat*

    Lol. Best thing ever!
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    Toilet Paper Episode Air Date: Cartman convinces the boys to toilet paper their art teacher's house as revenge for keeping them after school. After the fact, Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt and on the verge of confessing his part in the prank. Officer Barbrady is hot on the perpetrators' trail, while Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them out.
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