That's No Hemorrhoid

Cartman is taken to a proctologist. The doctor looks around and all he can find is an alien satellite dish that projects from Cartman's rectum.

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  2. cartman04 wow this clip is oddly disturbing yet hilarious.
    such an odd combination.
    from :52 to :55, it sounded like cartman really enjoyed that guy's hand up his ass     Reply
  3. stoveev11 thay is funny cartman got mad at kyle to shut his goddam mouth and kick him the nuts got back to his ass Reply
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  1. About the Episode

    Cancelled Episode Air Date: An alien satellite dish is placed in Cartman's butt. Shortly after, the boys are abducted by the aliens that installed it. They find out that the planet Earth is simply an intergalactic reality show. When word gets back to their home planet, the aliens decide to cancel the show. Something must be done.
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    Cancelled
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    Season 7
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    Joozian Three Way

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    Cancelled
    Kenny takes a Polaroid of the Network Heads sucking each other's jaggons. The boys use this as blackmail to save "Earth!"
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    That's No Hemorrhoid

    Season 7
    Cancelled
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    Farting On Kyle

    Season 7
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    Chased By Aliens

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    The Aliens chase after Chef and the boys. Just when Chef thinks they're in the clear, the aliens abduct the boys.
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    In Outer Space Again

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    We're All Famous

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    Earth! Cancelled

    Season 7
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    The boys find out "Earth!" has been cancelled, and need to convince the network heads to keep it on the air to save their planet.
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    Chaos Theory

    Season 7
    Cancelled
    The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
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    The Joozians

    Season 7
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    Hekma Bar

    Season 7
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    All New Earth!

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