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Kyle Gets a Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Gay
Metrosexual
Boy Meets Boy
Queer Eye
Makeover
Mall
parody
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
24036
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
14773
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
79578
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
3110
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
1304
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
10221
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
2135
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
1617
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14795
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
2449
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Kyle Gets a Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
1548
01:15
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Gay
Metrosexual
Boy Meets Boy
Queer Eye
Makeover
Mall
parody
add to playlist
South Park's Gone Metro
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
9909
01:48
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Boy Meets Boy
Will And Grace
The Love Boat
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Kenny's Dad
Butters' Dad
Jimbo
Metrosexual
Cartman's Mom
Butters' Mom
Redneck
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Gayer Than You
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
994
01:11
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Gay
Metrosexual
Butters
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Chef
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Mixed Signals
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
7249
02:36
Garrison
Gay
Metrosexual
Timmy
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Craig
token
Catamite
Mr. Slave
Jimbo
Ned
Tweek's Dad
Randy
Mr. Tweak
Shiraz
Bar
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Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
879
01:21
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
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Kyle's Had Enough
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
891
00:59
Kyle
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Gay
Metrosexual
jew
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Flippity Floppity Floop
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
744
01:15
Garrison
Chef
Mr. Slave
Gay
House
Flippity Floppity Floop
Ebonics
black
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Joining Forces
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
468
00:54
Kyle
Train
New York
knife
Gay
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Meet the Guys
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
690
01:28
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Mall
Stan's Dad
Express
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
Kenny's Mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
New York
The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Garrison
Mr. Slave
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Metrophobia
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
618
01:27
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Craig
Clyde
token
Tweek
Randy
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Kenny's Dad
Craig's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Clyde's Dad
Fight
Gay
Pride Parade
stan's mom
add to playlist
Crab People
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
7515
01:30
police
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
Gay
Straight
Crab People
HBC
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kindling Wars
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Crab Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
1113
01:36
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
King
Makeover
World Domination
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Metro Pride Parade
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
600
00:51
News
Gay
Metrosexual
Parade
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Jimbo
Crash
Fire
Officer Barbrady
Randy
Craig's Dad
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The Latin Fad is Back
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
5022
02:43
Makeover
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Butters' Mom
Baseball Bats
The Jeffersons
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Randy
George Bush
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South Park Is Gay
10.22.03
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze. Cartman, Stan and Kenny are super hot to be gay. Kyle is cut from the group because he doesn't "feel" metro-sexual and Garrison accuses the guys from "Queer Eye" of selling out.
Kyle Gets a Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
1548
01:15
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Gay
Metrosexual
Boy Meets Boy
Queer Eye
Makeover
Mall
parody
add to playlist
South Park's Gone Metro
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
9909
01:48
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Boy Meets Boy
Will And Grace
The Love Boat
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Kenny's Dad
Butters' Dad
Jimbo
Metrosexual
Cartman's Mom
Butters' Mom
Redneck
add to playlist
Gayer Than You
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
994
01:11
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Gay
Metrosexual
Butters
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Chef
add to playlist
Mixed Signals
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
7249
02:36
Garrison
Gay
Metrosexual
Timmy
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Craig
token
Catamite
Mr. Slave
Jimbo
Ned
Tweek's Dad
Randy
Mr. Tweak
Shiraz
Bar
add to playlist
Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
879
01:21
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
add to playlist
Kyle's Had Enough
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
891
00:59
Kyle
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Gay
Metrosexual
jew
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Flippity Floppity Floop
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
744
01:15
Garrison
Chef
Mr. Slave
Gay
House
Flippity Floppity Floop
Ebonics
black
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Joining Forces
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
468
00:54
Kyle
Train
New York
knife
Gay
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Meet the Guys
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
690
01:28
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Mall
Stan's Dad
Express
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
Kenny's Mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
New York
The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Garrison
Mr. Slave
add to playlist
Metrophobia
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
618
01:27
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Craig
Clyde
token
Tweek
Randy
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Kenny's Dad
Craig's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Clyde's Dad
Fight
Gay
Pride Parade
stan's mom
add to playlist
Crab People
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
7515
01:30
police
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
Gay
Straight
Crab People
HBC
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kindling Wars
add to playlist
Crab Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
1113
01:36
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
King
Makeover
World Domination
add to playlist
Metro Pride Parade
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
600
00:51
News
Gay
Metrosexual
Parade
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Jimbo
Crash
Fire
Officer Barbrady
Randy
Craig's Dad
add to playlist
The Latin Fad is Back
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
5022
02:43
Makeover
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Butters' Mom
Baseball Bats
The Jeffersons
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Randy
George Bush
add to playlist