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Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
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Preview Clip - Cartman's Rough Ride
Season 12
The China Probrem
Cartman takes a beating.
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Cartman
Chinese
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Preview Clip - We Did Nothing
Season 12
The China Probrem
Kyle and Stan argue.
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Stan
Kyle
rape
Preview
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Meet the Internet Stars
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.
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Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
internet
Chocolate Rain
Star Wars Kid
Sneezing Panda
Tron Guy
Numa Numa Guy
Dramatic Look Gopher
Leave Britney Alone Guy
Afro Ninja
money
Laughing Baby
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Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out
Season 12
Major Boobage
A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.
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Special Report
Cheesing
cat
Kyle's dad
Gerald Broflovski
kyle's mom
Sheila broflovski
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No More Blue Balls
Season 12
Over Logging
The internet is locked up for the night, but Randy sneaks in to satisfy his needs.
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Randy
Stan's Dad
stan's mom
shelley
internet
jerk off
masturbate
computer
Stan
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I'm Not Your Friend, Guy!
Season 12
Canada on Strike
The boys grow tired of Terrance and Phillip reruns and realize the Canadian strike must end.
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Canada
strike
Ike
Terrance
Phillip
Butters
Stan
Family Guy
Kyle
Cartman
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Eek!
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
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Garrison
penises
restaurant
Italian Restaurant
songs
police
parody
Eek!
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She is Totally Lip-Syncing
Season 12
Britney's New Look
Britney Spears MTV performance fails to impress her fans or the media.
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Stan
Kyle
Britney Spears
MTV
dancers
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What, What In the Butt
Season 12
Canada on Strike
Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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Butters
dance
songs
internet
butt
Asshole
bear
Astronaut
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
Season 12
Eek, A Penis!
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
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Eric Cartmanez
Cartman
Denver Schools
parody
cheat
How Do I Reach These Kids
Troubled Kid
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The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic
Season 12
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.
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Jimmy Buffet
AIDS
HIV
Cartman's Mom
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Curse Your Rockin' Tits!
Season 12
Major Boobage
Gerald's been clean for ten years, but can't resist the temptation to Cheese one last time.
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1:55
Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's dad
Heavy Metal
parody
cheese
Cheesing
Flying
boobs
Don Felder
Buzzed
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Take a Ride
Season 12
Major Boobage
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.
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Kenny
Trans Am
Heavy Metal
flying
Buzzed
space
boobs
Don Felder
parody
high
Buzzed
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Role Playing Goes Too Far
Season 12
Super Fun Time
The Thieves escape plan depends on a secret code.
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2:51
Stan
Kyle
Wendy
Franz
Pioneer Village
Pioneer Paul
field trip
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Kyle Gets a Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
1750
01:15
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Gay
Metrosexual
Boy Meets Boy
Queer Eye
Makeover
Mall
parody
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South Park's Gone Metro
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
10054
01:48
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Boy Meets Boy
Will And Grace
The Love Boat
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Kenny's Dad
Butters' Dad
Jimbo
Metrosexual
Cartman's Mom
Butters' Mom
Redneck
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Gayer Than You
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
1101
01:11
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Gay
Metrosexual
Butters
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Chef
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Mixed Signals
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
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02:36
Garrison
Gay
Metrosexual
Timmy
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Craig
token
Catamite
Mr. Slave
Jimbo
Ned
Tweek's Dad
Randy
Mr. Tweak
Shiraz
Bar
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Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
943
01:21
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
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Kyle's Had Enough
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
934
00:59
Kyle
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Gay
Metrosexual
jew
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Flippity Floppity Floop
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
856
01:15
Garrison
Chef
Mr. Slave
Gay
House
Flippity Floppity Floop
Ebonics
black
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Joining Forces
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
494
00:54
Kyle
Train
New York
knife
Gay
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Meet the Guys
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
738
01:28
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Mall
Stan's Dad
Express
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
Kenny's Mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
New York
The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Garrison
Mr. Slave
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Metrophobia
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
654
01:27
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Craig
Clyde
token
Tweek
Randy
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Kenny's Dad
Craig's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Clyde's Dad
Fight
Gay
Pride Parade
stan's mom
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Crab People
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
10880
01:30
police
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
Gay
Straight
Crab People
HBC
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kindling Wars
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Crab Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
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Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
King
Makeover
World Domination
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Metro Pride Parade
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
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00:51
News
Gay
Metrosexual
Parade
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Jimbo
Crash
Fire
Officer Barbrady
Randy
Craig's Dad
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The Latin Fad is Back
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
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02:43
Makeover
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Butters' Mom
Baseball Bats
The Jeffersons
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Randy
George Bush
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South Park Is Gay
10.22.03
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze. Cartman, Stan and Kenny are super hot to be gay. Kyle is cut from the group because he doesn't "feel" metro-sexual and Garrison accuses the guys from "Queer Eye" of selling out.
Kyle Gets a Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
1750
01:15
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Gay
Metrosexual
Boy Meets Boy
Queer Eye
Makeover
Mall
parody
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South Park's Gone Metro
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
10054
01:48
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Boy Meets Boy
Will And Grace
The Love Boat
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Kenny's Dad
Butters' Dad
Jimbo
Metrosexual
Cartman's Mom
Butters' Mom
Redneck
add to playlist
Gayer Than You
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
1101
01:11
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Gay
Metrosexual
Butters
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Chef
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Mixed Signals
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
7334
02:36
Garrison
Gay
Metrosexual
Timmy
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Craig
token
Catamite
Mr. Slave
Jimbo
Ned
Tweek's Dad
Randy
Mr. Tweak
Shiraz
Bar
add to playlist
Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
943
01:21
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
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Kyle's Had Enough
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
934
00:59
Kyle
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Gay
Metrosexual
jew
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Flippity Floppity Floop
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
856
01:15
Garrison
Chef
Mr. Slave
Gay
House
Flippity Floppity Floop
Ebonics
black
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Joining Forces
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
494
00:54
Kyle
Train
New York
knife
Gay
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Meet the Guys
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
738
01:28
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Mall
Stan's Dad
Express
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
Kenny's Mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
New York
The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Garrison
Mr. Slave
add to playlist
Metrophobia
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
654
01:27
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Craig
Clyde
token
Tweek
Randy
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Kenny's Dad
Craig's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Clyde's Dad
Fight
Gay
Pride Parade
stan's mom
add to playlist
Crab People
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
10880
01:30
police
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
Gay
Straight
Crab People
HBC
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kindling Wars
add to playlist
Crab Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
1203
01:36
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
King
Makeover
World Domination
add to playlist
Metro Pride Parade
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
623
00:51
News
Gay
Metrosexual
Parade
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Jimbo
Crash
Fire
Officer Barbrady
Randy
Craig's Dad
add to playlist
The Latin Fad is Back
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
5072
02:43
Makeover
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Butters' Mom
Baseball Bats
The Jeffersons
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Randy
George Bush
add to playlist