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Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
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Season 12 Finale: The Ungroundable
There's Vampires In The School!
Season 12
The Ungroundable
During an intense computer lab lesson, Butters tries to warn the Boys about a Vampire invasion.
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vampires
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Bebe
Stan
Videogames
Red
Mr. Mackey
Call Of Duty
Kenny
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Happy Trails To You
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butters attempts to spy on the Vampire Kids in the gym.
12513
1:35
Butters
vampires
Vampire Kids
Vampir
clamato juice
big Texas Butters
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That's True, Bloodrayne
Season 12
The Ungroundable
The Goth Kids discover an influx of Vamp kids hijacking their style.
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1:20
Goth Kids
Vampire Kids
Vampir
Vamp kids
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A Well Organized Pantry
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butters gets in trouble for leaving the pantry unalphabetized.
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1:44
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
milk
Hamburger Helper
pantry
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Douchey Little Vampire Kids
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butters wants to join the Vampires. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are getting pissed off.
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Vampir
Vampire Kids
vampire
Butters
Goth Kids
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The South Park Society Of Vampires
Season 12
The Ungroundable
In an ancient "Hot Topic" ceremony, Butters is transformed into a Vampire Kid.
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Butters
Vampires
Vampire Kids
Vampir
clamato juice
Vampire Butters
Hot Topic
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I Must Slumber, Per Se
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butters' Parents try to ground their son, only to find out...he's ungroundable.
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Vampire Butters
Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
grounded
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They're Bogarting Our Style
Season 12
The Ungroundable
The Goth Kids continue to be mistaken for Vamp Kids.
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1:36
principal victoria
Goth Kids
Vampire Kids
Vampir
soccer
Gap
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It's All Clammy and Tomato-y
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butter's sneaks into Cartman's bedroom to feed.
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Cartman
Vampire Butters
Cartman's Mom
puke
hickey
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Scottsdale
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Sick of this Vampire crap, the Goth Kids take matters into their own hands.
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1:50
Goth Kids
Vampir
kidnapped
vampire
Scottsdale
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Did You Get Gay?
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butters is weak with hunger, but his Parents still can't ground him.
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Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
Vampire Butters
Gay
hickey
hungry
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Too Young To Drink Caffeine
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Just when the Goth Kids are about to give up, Vampire Butters offers his aid.
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Goth Kids
coffee
Vampire Butters
Vampire Kids
Village Inn
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Burning Down Hot Topic
Season 12
The Ungroundable
The Goth Kids drive a stake through the heart of the South Park Vampire Society.
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1:04
Goth Kids
Hot Topic
Vampire Butters
burn
Fire
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Douchebag Vampire Wanna-Be Boner
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butters is back to normal, and the Goth Kids teach us all a valuable lesson.
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Butters
Butters' Mom
Butters' Dad
grounded
Goth Kids
Vampire Kids
Rice A Roni
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Preview - We've Got a Problem!
Season 12
The Ungroundable
Butters tries to warn Stan of trouble at school.
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Kyle Gets a Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
2198
01:15
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Gay
Metrosexual
Boy Meets Boy
Queer Eye
Makeover
Mall
parody
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South Park's Gone Metro
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
10420
01:48
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Boy Meets Boy
Will And Grace
The Love Boat
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Kenny's Dad
Butters' Dad
Jimbo
Metrosexual
Cartman's Mom
Butters' Mom
Redneck
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Gayer Than You
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
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01:11
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Gay
Metrosexual
Butters
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Chef
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Mixed Signals
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
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02:36
Garrison
Gay
Metrosexual
Timmy
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Craig
token
Catamite
Mr. Slave
Jimbo
Ned
Tweek's Dad
Randy
Mr. Tweak
Shiraz
Bar
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Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
1123
01:21
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
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Kyle's Had Enough
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
1050
00:59
Kyle
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Gay
Metrosexual
jew
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Flippity Floppity Floop
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
1060
01:15
Garrison
Chef
Mr. Slave
Gay
House
Flippity Floppity Floop
Ebonics
black
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Joining Forces
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
573
00:54
Kyle
Train
New York
knife
Gay
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
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Meet the Guys
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
837
01:28
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Mall
Stan's Dad
Express
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
Kenny's Mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
New York
The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Garrison
Mr. Slave
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Metrophobia
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
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01:27
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Craig
Clyde
token
Tweek
Randy
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Kenny's Dad
Craig's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Clyde's Dad
Fight
Gay
Pride Parade
stan's mom
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Crab People
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
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01:30
police
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
Gay
Straight
Crab People
HBC
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kindling Wars
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Crab Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
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01:36
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
King
Makeover
World Domination
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Metro Pride Parade
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
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00:51
News
Gay
Metrosexual
Parade
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Jimbo
Crash
Fire
Officer Barbrady
Randy
Craig's Dad
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The Latin Fad is Back
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
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02:43
Makeover
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Butters' Mom
Baseball Bats
The Jeffersons
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Randy
George Bush
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South Park Is Gay
10.22.03
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze. Cartman, Stan and Kenny are super hot to be gay. Kyle is cut from the group because he doesn't "feel" metro-sexual and Garrison accuses the guys from "Queer Eye" of selling out.
Kyle Gets a Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
2198
01:15
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Gay
Metrosexual
Boy Meets Boy
Queer Eye
Makeover
Mall
parody
add to playlist
South Park's Gone Metro
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
10420
01:48
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Boy Meets Boy
Will And Grace
The Love Boat
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Kenny's Dad
Butters' Dad
Jimbo
Metrosexual
Cartman's Mom
Butters' Mom
Redneck
add to playlist
Gayer Than You
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
4928
01:11
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Gay
Metrosexual
Butters
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Chef
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Mixed Signals
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
7588
02:36
Garrison
Gay
Metrosexual
Timmy
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Cartman
Craig
token
Catamite
Mr. Slave
Jimbo
Ned
Tweek's Dad
Randy
Mr. Tweak
Shiraz
Bar
add to playlist
Straight Bashing
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
1123
01:21
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Craig
token
Clyde
Tweek
Origins
Recess
Metrosexual
Gay
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Kyle's Had Enough
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
1050
00:59
Kyle
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Gay
Metrosexual
jew
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Flippity Floppity Floop
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
1060
01:15
Garrison
Chef
Mr. Slave
Gay
House
Flippity Floppity Floop
Ebonics
black
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Joining Forces
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
573
00:54
Kyle
Train
New York
knife
Gay
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
add to playlist
Meet the Guys
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
837
01:28
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Mall
Stan's Dad
Express
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
Kenny's Mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
New York
The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Garrison
Mr. Slave
add to playlist
Metrophobia
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
783
01:27
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Craig
Clyde
token
Tweek
Randy
Jimbo
Kyle's dad
Kenny's Dad
Craig's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Clyde's Dad
Fight
Gay
Pride Parade
stan's mom
add to playlist
Crab People
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
11501
01:30
police
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
Gay
Straight
Crab People
HBC
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kindling Wars
add to playlist
Crab Makeover
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
1400
01:36
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
King
Makeover
World Domination
add to playlist
Metro Pride Parade
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
2213
00:51
News
Gay
Metrosexual
Parade
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
stan's mom
Butters' Mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Tweek's Mom
Kenny's Dad
Jimbo
Crash
Fire
Officer Barbrady
Randy
Craig's Dad
add to playlist
The Latin Fad is Back
Season 7
South Park Is Gay
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
5225
02:43
Makeover
Crab People
Garrison
Mr. Slave
Kyle
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Cartman's Mom
Kenny's Mom
Butters' Mom
Baseball Bats
The Jeffersons
Jimbo
Kenny's Dad
Tweek's Dad
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Randy
George Bush
add to playlist