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Crab People

Season 7

South Park Is Gay

Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.

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  2. rickymunoz wow Crab people are gay? reply
  3. fluffyshanyn Nah... They converted the men in South Park into flaming metrosexuals. I think the crab people's characters were gay, not the crabs themselves. :P reply
  4. dancinginfernal Crab People Craaaaab Peo-ple.
    Craaaaab Peo-ple.

    Even to this day I find myself repeating that every now and then.     reply
  5. D-man505 Crab People CRAB PEOPLE ARE AWSOME!! reply
  6. Daedalys Crab People JESUSTH CHRISTH reply
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