Crab People

Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.

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  2. rickymunoz wow Crab people are gay? Reply
  3. fluffyshanyn Nah... They converted the men in South Park into flaming metrosexuals. I think the crab people's characters were gay, not the crabs themselves. :P Reply
  4. dancinginfernal Crab People Craaaaab Peo-ple.
    Craaaaab Peo-ple.

    Even to this day I find myself repeating that every now and then.     Reply
  5. D-man505 Crab People CRAB PEOPLE ARE AWSOME!! Reply
  6. Daedalys Crab People JESUSTH CHRISTH Reply
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