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First One to Have Platinum Album Wins

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.

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  1. Christian Rock Hard 10.29.03 When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. While Cartman's "Faith + 1" rockets to the top of the Christian charts, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.
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    First One to Have Platinum Album Wins

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
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    180 Million Fans

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    Cartman enlists Butters and Token as the rhythm section for his new band.
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    FBI

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
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    Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus

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    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
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    Not A Big Deal

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
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    Flashy Inspirational Album Cover

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    Cartman takes Butters and Token to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
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    Not A Big Deal 2

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
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    Christ Fest

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
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    Faith Plus One

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
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    Metallica Joins the Strike

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
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    Pleasing Jesus

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
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    Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
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    Myrrh Album

    Season 7
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    At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
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    Jesus Baby!

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.
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    Moop Rocks?

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boy's band Moop sounds like Vietnamese people being tortured. Cartman decides to leave the group to form a Christian rock band, and bets Kyle he can go platinum first.
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