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FBI
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
Kyle
Mr. Broflovski
kyle's mom
Kenny
Stan
Metallica
Stevie Wonder
Judas Priest
FBI
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
6462
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
8192
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
78314
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1627
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
456
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
8056
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
1380
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
721
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14045
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
677
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Not A Big Deal
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
8195
02:11
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
FBI Agent
Lars Ulrich
Britney Spears
Master P
Judas Priest
Gulf Stream 3
Island in French Polynesia
shark tank bar
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Pleasing Jesus
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
20799
02:10
Faith Records
Record Execs
Butters
Jesus
Cartman
token
Christ
Faith Plus One
I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday
Three Times My Savior
K-Tal
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Myrrh Album
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
6959
02:25
Cartman
Faith Plus One
Butters
token
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Michael Collins
myrrh
frankincense
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First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
1232
01:24
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Moop
Religion
Christian Rock
hip-hop
fusion
Latin jazz
Creed
platinum album
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180 Million Fans
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman enlists Butters and Token as the rhythm section for his new band.
1150
01:15
Cartman
Butters
token
Religion
Christian Rock
drums
Bass Guitar
new band
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FBI
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
1230
01:30
Kyle
Mr. Broflovski
kyle's mom
Kenny
Stan
Metallica
Stevie Wonder
Judas Priest
FBI
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Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
1701
01:00
Cartman
Butters
token
practice
Jesus
Religion
I Can't Live Without You
Christian Rock
drums
bass
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Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman takes Butters and Token to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
878
01:22
Cartman
Butters
token
Religion
photo shoot
album cover
Christian Rock
Jesus
8 Mile
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Not A Big Deal 2
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
557
01:47
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
randy marsh
Mr. Broflovski
Religion
Mr.. mccormick
Detective
Cartman
downloads
Christian Rock
Christ-Fest
Moop
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Christ Fest
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
814
01:44
token
Butters. Cartman
Christian Rock
Trinity
Religion
Sanctified
punk
hard-core
Faith Plus One
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Faith Plus One
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
3365
01:19
Cartman
Butters
token
Jesus
Religion
Song
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Metallica Joins the Strike
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
840
01:03
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Strike
Metallica
Moop
Lars Ulrich
James Hatfield
News 4
Tom
Blink 182
Alanis Morissette
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Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
602
01:39
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Strike
Lars Ulrich
Moop
letter
Faith Plus One
platinum
Metallica
Cartman
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Christian Rock Hard
10.29.03
When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. While Cartman's "Faith + 1" rockets to the top of the Christian charts, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.
Not A Big Deal
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
8195
02:11
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
FBI Agent
Lars Ulrich
Britney Spears
Master P
Judas Priest
Gulf Stream 3
Island in French Polynesia
shark tank bar
add to playlist
Pleasing Jesus
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
20799
02:10
Faith Records
Record Execs
Butters
Jesus
Cartman
token
Christ
Faith Plus One
I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday
Three Times My Savior
K-Tal
add to playlist
Myrrh Album
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
6959
02:25
Cartman
Faith Plus One
Butters
token
Kyle
Stan
Kenny
Michael Collins
myrrh
frankincense
add to playlist
First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
1232
01:24
Cartman
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Moop
Religion
Christian Rock
hip-hop
fusion
Latin jazz
Creed
platinum album
add to playlist
180 Million Fans
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman enlists Butters and Token as the rhythm section for his new band.
1150
01:15
Cartman
Butters
token
Religion
Christian Rock
drums
Bass Guitar
new band
add to playlist
FBI
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
1230
01:30
Kyle
Mr. Broflovski
kyle's mom
Kenny
Stan
Metallica
Stevie Wonder
Judas Priest
FBI
add to playlist
Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
1701
01:00
Cartman
Butters
token
practice
Jesus
Religion
I Can't Live Without You
Christian Rock
drums
bass
add to playlist
Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman takes Butters and Token to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
878
01:22
Cartman
Butters
token
Religion
photo shoot
album cover
Christian Rock
Jesus
8 Mile
add to playlist
Not A Big Deal 2
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
557
01:47
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
randy marsh
Mr. Broflovski
Religion
Mr.. mccormick
Detective
Cartman
downloads
Christian Rock
Christ-Fest
Moop
add to playlist
Christ Fest
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
814
01:44
token
Butters. Cartman
Christian Rock
Trinity
Religion
Sanctified
punk
hard-core
Faith Plus One
add to playlist
Faith Plus One
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
3365
01:19
Cartman
Butters
token
Jesus
Religion
Song
add to playlist
Metallica Joins the Strike
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
840
01:03
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Strike
Metallica
Moop
Lars Ulrich
James Hatfield
News 4
Tom
Blink 182
Alanis Morissette
add to playlist
Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
602
01:39
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Strike
Lars Ulrich
Moop
letter
Faith Plus One
platinum
Metallica
Cartman
add to playlist