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Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
The night after seeing "The Passion of the Christ," Kyle's dreams are haunted by visions of his people killing Jesus.
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You Gotta Swim!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
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Piss
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2012
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
Season 13
Pee
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.
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Stan
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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Not My Waterpark
Season 13
Pee
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.
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The Myan's Predicted This
Season 13
Pee
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
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Jimmy
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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2012
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Almost All Pee
Season 13
Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
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IT'S-A-DA-PEE!
Season 13
Pee
Disaster strikes the water park.
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Pee
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Almost All P, No H
Season 13
Pee
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.
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Stan's Dad
Randy
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Pee Meltdown
Season 13
Pee
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
Season 13
Pee
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
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The Minority World
Season 13
Pee
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
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Drink the Pee
Season 13
Pee
Kyle prepares for his big dive.
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Pi Pi
Pee
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The Antidote
Season 13
Pee
The scientists think they have an antidote and Randy volunteers to be the human test subject.
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Pi Pi's Splashtown
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EAT THE BANANA!!
Season 13
Pee
Kyle finally bites the bullet, just in time to be rescued.
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Preview - Going to the Water Park
Season 13
Pee
Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.
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Jesus and Pals
Season 2
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
The producer of Jesus' show tells him he needs to boost the ratings, but when guest Bob Denver comes on, Jesus has nothing to talk about.
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Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
The night after seeing "The Passion of the Christ," Kyle's dreams are haunted by visions of his people killing Jesus.
2561
00:35
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Jesus Baby!
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.
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Cartman's Last Words to Kyle
Season 9
The Death of Eric Cartman
Cartman has Butters apologize to Kyle for him. Kyle is still angry at Cartman and refuses to forgive him for always being such a jerk.
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Butters
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Kenny
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The Perfect Host
Season 8
Woodland Critter Christmas
The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
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Faith Plus One
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
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Another Combustion
Season 3
Spontaneous Combustion
Randy develops his hypothesis as another combustion occurs. The boys work on their Stations of the Cross and Cartman is cast as Jesus.
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Losing the Ratings War
Season 2
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Jesus learns that Jimbo and Ned's ratings are rising because of the staring frog footage. His show continues, but doesn't go well.
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Too Hot for T.V.
Season 2
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Jesus' producer wants to shut down Jimbo and Ned's show, but in the meantime, she's selling Jesus and Pals "Too Hot for TV" videos.
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Jesus, Help Us
Season 1
Damien
Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
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Damien
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Forsaken and Trainin'
Season 1
Damien
With only one person supporting him, Jesus feels betrayed by the people of South Park, who have all changed their bets in favor of Satan.
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Chef
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Training Day
Season 1
Damien
Chef knocks out Jesus while training for the big day in the ring. Satan is going to crush him like a bug.
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The Passion of the Jew
03.31.04
Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. After Stan and Kenny see the film, they angrily pursue Mel Gibson to get their money back.
I've Seen the Passion 34 Times
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The Passion of the Jew
Cartman tells Kyle that Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" says that the Jews are the Devil.
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Kyle Sees The Passion
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Kyle goes to see Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ." He leaves confused about Judaism.
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Hail Mel Gibson, Amen
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
After "The Passion of the Christ" , Kyle goes to Cartman's house to admit he was wrong. Cartman is overjoyed to hear it.
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That Was A Snuff Film!
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Stan and Kenny did not find "The Passion" entertaining and swear to get their money back from Mel Gibson.
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Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
The night after seeing "The Passion of the Christ," Kyle's dreams are haunted by visions of his people killing Jesus.
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Licking Mel Gibson's Balls
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Stan fights over the phone with the webmaster of the Mel Gibson fan club website, who turns out to be Cartman. Stan and Kenny pack their bags to confront Mel Gibson in person.
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Cartman Dressed As Hitler
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Cartman is dressed as Hitler in anticipation of the first Mel Gibson fan club meeting.
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Cartman's Rally
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
The members of the Mel Gibson fan club are told to bring a friend to go see The Passion. Cartman wants to start the Cleansing.
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Mel Gibson is Crazy
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Stan and Kenny finally reach Mel Gibson's house to demand their refund, however Mel Gibson is crazy.
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Kyle Can't Sleep
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Kyle seeks spiritual advice from Priest Maxi, who recommends a conversion to Christianity.
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Mel Gibson Sings
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Mel Gibson continues his cartoonishly insane behavior, forcing Stan and Kenny to steal $18 from his wallet and run for their lives.
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Aramaic, Cool!
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Still dressed as Hitler, Cartman convinces his Mel Gibson Fan Club to chant in German.
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Apologize?
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Kyle's impassioned plea for the Jewish people to apologize for "The Passion" is met with skepticism. And then the Nazis arrive.
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Mad Max Chase
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Stan and Kenny spent $87 on their trip to get their $18 back from Mel Gibson.
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Everyone Realizes Mel Gibson is Crazy
Season 8
The Passion of the Jew
Tensions between the Jews and Cartman's mob come to a head. Mel Gibson arrives and everyone can agree that Mel Gibson is insane.
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