The Sad Girl Puts Balls In Her Mouth

The school board has mandated that class be taught in both present day English and Futurespeak, which upsets Stan.

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    People say I'm good at languages but Future Speak is ridiculous! Even I'm having trouble understanding each syllable! I'd sign this as my favorite clip from episode 806!     Reply
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