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Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Oh Boy, Politics!
Al Gore is Super Awesome
Season 10
ManBearPig
Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig.
20986
01:57
Mr. Mackey
Al Gore
Kenny
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Butters
Garrison
Manbearpig
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The Lame Debate
Season 12
Britney's New Look
13990
0:40
Cartman
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
debate
Randy
Stan's Dad
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Bomb-Sniffing Pig
Season 11
The Snuke
The Bomb-Sniffing Pig picks up the scent of nuclear residue coming from Hillary Clinton.
79399
02:01
Cartman
Kyle
the mayor
Hillary Clinton
CIA
Balls
24
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
2936
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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The Children March
Season 3
Chinpokomon
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
1194
01:51
Stan
Kyle
Mr. Ose
Hirohito
penis
Bill Clinton
Pearl Harbor
stan's mom
kyle's mom
Kyle's dad
Stan's Dad
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Bush Kills the 911Truth.org Guy
Season 10
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Stan, Kyle and the 911Truth.org guy are taken to the White House. President Bush explains how he planned the 9/11 attacks.
9954
02:20
Stan
Kyle
George W. Bush
President
Donald Rumsfeld
Condoleezza Rice
Dick Cheney
9/11
911Truth.org Guy
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Abraham Lincoln
Season 11
The List
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
2044
02:33
Kyle
Abraham Lincoln
Fire
Ghost
ugly
Yamal
Clyde
douche
Shoes
Girls
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WMD in Heaven
Season 6
A Ladder to Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
1489
01:20
President
Saddam Hussein
White House
George W. Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleezza Rice
Donald Rumsfeld
General
WMD
Heaven
Bomb
Seagull
SNN
Pedophile
nipples
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Inside the Snizz
Season 11
The Snuke
Brian enters Hillary Clinton's vagina to find the snuke, but ends up being killed by what lives inside.
14703
01:18
Hillary Clinton
24
Snuke
Monster
vagina
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Reflecting Pool of Death
Season 5
Super Best Friends
Blainetologists of the world unite at the Lincoln Memorial to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool, as shallow as it may be.
2186
00:53
Washington D.C.
David Blaine
Mass Suicide
Lincoln Memorial
White House
Cartman
Kyle
Religion
Tax-Exempt Status
Blaintology
That's My Bush
Plastic Bubble
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Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
908
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
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Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
606
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
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A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5539
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
1234
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
14624
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
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Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
778
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
452
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
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On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
438
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
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Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3265
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
2936
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
1088
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
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Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
1483
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Douche and Turd
10.27.04
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
908
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
add to playlist
Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
606
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
add to playlist
A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5539
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
1234
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
14624
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
add to playlist
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
778
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
452
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
add to playlist
On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
438
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
add to playlist
Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3265
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
add to playlist
Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
2936
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
add to playlist
Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
1088
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
add to playlist
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
1483
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist