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Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
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01:39
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Celebrate China!
City Wok Guy's Great Wall
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
South Park begs Tong Lu Kim to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall.
15328
01:26
Mayor
Tuong Lu Kim
Gerald Broflovski
City Wok
Chinese
Stereotype
Great Wall
Mongolians
Randy
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Blankets Covered in SARS
Season 7
Red Man's Greed
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
4672
01:22
Casino
Epidemic
Three Feathers
Native American
Chief Runs With Premise
Spirit Of The Wind
SARS
Chinese People
Round Eyes
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The Chinese Mafia
Season 9
Wing
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
2425
01:58
City Wok
Mr. Tuong Lu Kim
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Wing
Chinese Mafia
Los Angeles
massage parlor
Alabama
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Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Season 7
It's Christmas in Canada
Kyle calls the number for City Airlines to make a reservation to Canada. He reaches City Wokand learns they are one in the same.
2615
01:19
City Wok
Tuong Lu Kim
Kyle
Canada
Christmas
Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
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Democracy or Fascism
Season 3
Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
1531
01:37
Kyle
Sexual Harassment Panda
Bar
Kyle's dad
Island of Misfit Mascots
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Unintentional Robbery
Season 7
Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
1827
01:03
Jimmy
Timmy
Crips
City Wok
Robbery
Tuong Lu Kim
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Ike's TV Time
Season 6
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys relocate to Kyle's house just in time to watch Russell Crowe assault the Chinese. They are kicked off the TV so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
1905
02:10
Stan
Kyle
Butters
Cartman
Ike
Russell Crowe
Fightin' Round the World
Tugger
China
Kyle's dad
McNeil Lehrer Report
Television
Tiananmen Square
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I Learned Mongolian In College
Season 6
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
4935
03:21
Mr. Twang
Stan's Dad
Wall Dance
Mongolians
Cartman
Kyle
Stan
Tweek
Butters
Ghost of Human Kindness
Mayor Rabble
Stupid Parents
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Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent Agency
Season 9
Wing
As the boys are mourning the loss of Token, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
1798
01:50
Stan
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Wing
Super Awesome Talent Agency
City Wok Guy
Tuong Lu Kim
Dancing Queen
Abba
American Idol
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Project X
Season 11
Imaginationland Episode II
The boys are questioned at the Pentagon about Imaginationland. It is here they learn about Project X.
3445
01:23
Pentagon
General
Stan
Kyle
Balloon Ride
CIA
Chinese government
1962
soviets
Super Secret
us government
project x
Cold War
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A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5481
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
13588
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
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Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3213
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
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Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
837
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
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Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
561
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
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Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
985
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
497
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
422
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
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On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
407
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1297
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
914
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
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Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
1054
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Douche and Turd
10.27.04
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5481
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
13588
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
add to playlist
Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3213
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
add to playlist
Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
837
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
add to playlist
Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
561
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
add to playlist
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
985
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
497
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
422
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
add to playlist
On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
407
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
add to playlist
Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
1297
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
add to playlist
Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
914
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
add to playlist
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
1054
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist