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Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
639
01:41
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Crazy Randy!!
Randy Sucks!
Season 11
Guitar Queer-O
Randy sneaks down in the middle of the night to play Guitar Hero. The video crowd 'boos' him back up to bed.
5386
00:50
Randy
Wayward Son
Kansas
Guitar Hero
video game
Underwear
Night
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Randy is Cured
Season 9
Bloody Mary
A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
806
01:44
randy marsh
Stan's Dad
Stan
alcoholism
Wheelchair
Praise Jesus
kidney disease
alcoholic
Virgin Mary
Blind Guy
Officer
Bleeding
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Randy's Chasing the Dragon
Season 11
Guitar Queer-O
Stan and Kyle want to play Guitar Hero, so Stan has to use tough love, and his mom, to get his father to stop using Heroin Hero.
5805
00:37
Stan
Kyle
Stan's Dad
Heroin Hero
Dragon
Guitar Hero
video game
Underwear
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Randy Mourns His Loss
Season 11
More Crap
Randy is inconsolable after losing the world record to Bono. Sharon still just doesn't get it.
561
01:47
Randy
Sharon
Stan
Dinner
Lasagna
Bono
Nobel Prize
crap
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Poetry Slam
Season 11
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Randy visits a local spoken word open mic to tell it like it is, or at least how he feels it ought to be.
3879
00:52
randy marsh
Spoken Word
Poem
slam
n-word
Hunter S Thompson
Viggo's
Respect
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Hot Tubbing
Season 3
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Randy and Gerald take a dip in Mr. Mackey's hot tub. Stan gives the "Charlie's Angels" a mission to break him out of the basement.
590
01:18
Mr. Mackey
Gerald
kyle's mom
Pip
Butters
Dougie
Stan
hot tub
Charlie's Angels
Randy
Sharon
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Bat Daded
Season 9
The Losing Edge
Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships.
11990
03:37
Kyle's dad
kyle's mom
Randy
stan's mom
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Fist Fight
Bat Dad
Rocky
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Victims of Wall-Mart
Season 8
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Wall-Mart is putting every other shop out of business and Main Street is a ghost town. Stan's Dad falls victim to the lure of low, low prices.
8529
02:13
Violin
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Randy
Wal-Mart
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Randy's Theory
Season 9
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow, which is today.
767
01:26
Republican
Environment
Global Warming
Peas and Carrots
randy marsh
Geologist
Scientists
Panic
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First Dance Lesson
Season 8
You Got F**ked in the Ass
Stan's dad teaches him the protocol of "serving" and shows him a few dance moves to defend himself.
679
01:06
Stan
stan's mom
Stan's Dad
Shelly
Dance
Achy-Breaky Heart
Billy Ray Cyrus
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A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5248
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
5842
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
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Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3013
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
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Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
573
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
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Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
461
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
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Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
627
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
405
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
359
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
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On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
349
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
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Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
566
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
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Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
476
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
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Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
639
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
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Douche and Turd
10.27.04
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
A Parody Slant to the Satire
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
5248
02:16
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Jimmy
south park elementary
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Vote or Die
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
5842
02:12
Stan
Mr. Marsh
mrs. marsh
Shelly
Grandpa Marsh
celebrity
Politics
P Didddy
add to playlist
Kill Me
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
3013
02:51
Stan
horse
Politics
PETA
Dr. Cornwalis
add to playlist
Pep Rally With PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
573
01:09
Butters
Cartman
Kyle
Mr. Garrison
cow
south park elementary
Bebe
PETA
South Park Cows
add to playlist
Mascot Nominations
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
461
01:10
Mr. Garrison
Kyle
Clyde
Wendy
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
south park elementary
Politics
PETA
add to playlist
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
627
02:01
Mr. Garrison
Cartman
Kenny
Kyle
Stan
Butters
Politics
south park elementary
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
405
01:05
Cartman
Butters
Clyde
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist
Banishment
Season 8
Douche and Turd
When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
359
01:52
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Cartman
principal victoria
Randy
Sharon Marsh
Mr. Mackey
Garrison
Politics
celebrity
add to playlist
On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
349
01:31
Stan
the mayor
Mr. Marsh
Mr. Garrison
Officer Barbrady
Craig
Kyle
celebrity
Politics
Puffy
add to playlist
Debate 2004
Season 8
Douche and Turd
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
566
01:28
Jim Lehrer
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
Debate
Cartman
add to playlist
Puff Daddy Kills PETA
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
476
01:39
Stan
PETA
Politics
celebrity
Puff Daddy
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
murder
kill
Gun
add to playlist
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Season 8
Douche and Turd
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
639
01:41
Mr. Mackey
randy marsh
Cartman
Butters
Kyle
Stan
Garrison
Politics
Giant Douche
Turd Sandwich
add to playlist